Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 16, 2017

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    thirdguy  almost 7 years ago

    Could have used that at the Drive-In, when I was a teenager.

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    somebodyshort  almost 7 years ago

    " How many dirty hands touch that gift before you got it ? "

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    Dtroutma  almost 7 years ago

    How about the money in your wallet????

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    Farside99  almost 7 years ago

    Think of it as building up your immune system.

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    AllishaDawn  almost 7 years ago

    Man, I would look the guy right in his eyes, and lick the boxes!

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  almost 7 years ago

    What about utensils at restaurants. I’m hoping dishwashers don’t cheap out on dish soap and hot water.

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    sandpiper  almost 7 years ago

    You wanna mention the persons in the library who were picking books to read and putting them back while coughing without covering their mouths?

    Choose your favorite author and get a free germ collection. What a deal.

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    Linguist  almost 7 years ago

    My, my ! …. How did we ever survive without germaphobia and hand sanitizers ?

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    david_42  almost 7 years ago

    With three well-petted, hand-licking dogs in the house, I give better than I get.

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    Varnes  almost 7 years ago

    The best thing you can do for your kids is to get them outside and let them get dirty. Immunity happens with exposure. Do kids still have sand boxes? Greatest creative toy ever…and it gets you dirty and in contact with who knows what germs and viruses. (Not to mention cat poo.) They’re good for you in the long run…..

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    Varnes  almost 7 years ago

    Is he calling his customers Squirts? Or is that the the price for kids?

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    Lyman Elliott Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I like what George Carlin had to say on this subject in his special “You are All Diseased”.

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    matzam Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    people slathering themselves with sanitizer constantly are going to wind up like the martians from War of the Worlds

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    Amberglas  almost 7 years ago

    From satwcomic.com:“On The Faroe Islands it’s a bit of a problem that alcoholics steal hand sanitizer and drink it. They do it because alcohol for drinking is so damn expensive on the islands. How they are not all dead is one of life’s great mysteries.“

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Raised in the South, played in muddy ditches, camped near swamps, investigated the city dump (pre-landfill), shared all sorts of toys and treats. Gotta say, it paid off, no serious illnesses and strong immune system. Knock on wood…

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    Masterskrain  almost 7 years ago

    And how many bacteria are now totally immune to “Sanitizers” due to overuse?

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    We are all descended from hundreds of generations of people who survived unsanitary conditions.

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    Perkycat  almost 7 years ago

    And here I just worried about the magazines in a doctor’s office. Now you all have given me soooo much more to worry about. Maybe I will just stay in bed.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    You don’t even have to leave your own home before finding something to worry about. Ever think about what the previous thing was your hand was touching before you reached for the flush handle on the toilet?

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    whiteaj  almost 7 years ago

    How many squirts can each squirt get for a buck?

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    errolm1937 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    …and don’t we ALL lick envelopes?Don’t even think about where they’re made or what the glue is made of.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    And just imagine what happens with closer human contact especially with mucus membranes….

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    magdala666  almost 7 years ago

    See a niche and fill it!

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    This is why I carry hand sanitizer in my purse. Between door handles/knobs, elevator buttons, shopping carts, and other things it’s easier to use a small bottle to squirt on my hands every now and then. I’m not even a germaphobe (because sometimes I do actually forget I have it in my purse until long after I get home).

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