Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 31, 2017

Doesn’t take a bad cook to spoil the soup, just too much “spice”.

For that piquant bouquet.

Oh go ahead Flo, give him a shot of coffee in that glass. Actually that glass looks like a PEI shot glass.

I once saw a sign on Mackinac Island that said “Hoof Hearted”…See, they only have horses for transportation there…..

NOW you’re cooking with methane!

For all the times I’ve saved mankind, I should get a brewery.

This is NOT any way “To Serve Man”!

The higher the altitude, the more gas expelled…or so I’ve often told myself.

The old homemade jacuzzi.

That tale stinks.

Cap’n Eddie, you’re a stinker!

He deserves a shot of the bubbly!

They should have cleaned him first.

“I’m forever blowing bubbles”. (Singing quietly.)

In the first place, I do not “fart”, I am “flatulent”.

In the second place, I am not flatulent…

He got a free herbal bath out of the experience.

We’re missing the point, what if Eddie HADN’T had beans for supper?

It’s a gas, gas, gas.

Is Don Ho singing “Tiny Bubbles?”

Who put the cabbage in the pot?

Just right Wiley! A funny strip to finish off an otherwise dismal year.

That’s not all that’s in there. For those of you who cook anything whole. In case you ever wondered what that dark line in whole boiled shrimp is…

One of the funniest ever!

May everybody have a wonderful, happy and healthy New Year.

Amazed am I, that politics has not raised its ugly head.

Thanks for all the smiles and laughs, Wiley.

HAPPY NEW YEAR !

So why is the Cat not looking at us again?

So what’s the big deal ? I cooked a couple of fine steaks on my bbq last night with gas. It was delicious

… and take the pot you we’re boiled in

With that story, I think Eddie has earned one on the house.