Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 30, 2017

His words have fallen on deaf ears but fertile ground.

Being a former Boy Scout, it wasn’t a matter of “ever”… it was how frequently.

HOLD YOUR HIT…

Entirely and excruciatingly TMI.

Must be at the movies…. He is picking his seat.

Unfiltered people saying unfiltered things on an unfiltered comic strip. Yeah, I’m surprised.

I remember a short-lived reality show in which a guy approached random people in public places and asked them odd, jolting questions. How would you react if someone came up to you out of nowhere and asked you a question like this? Would you answer them, ignore them, what?

Should I have? Is it something that ought to be rectified if I have not?

Until dinner, that is. Mom was grilling me about my day at school and I mentioned a report due for English that I had to finish in the next couple of days. She asked when it was assigned and it was like a month ago, so she got all preachy about it. I could see that I was in on a whitewater ride without a paddle, so I just let it run out. As she was winding down, I realized the perfect thing would be to roll my eyes and say, “Whatever”. But I was still feeling weird. So I did nothing. I just shut up and watched, deliberately breaking character and ignoring the impulse, holding eye contact and remaining silent.

Be sure to set the latch as you are doing your business within a public stall. You wouldn’t want anyone to open up the stall to interrupt your concentration when you are busy with your paperwork..

Now we know how the unsanitary sleighbells got that way.

Ready the exhaust fan!

“How do you know so much about ‘Oops I Crapped My Pants’?” “Because I’m wearing them, and I just did.”

The sport of kings!

Does a bear sh*t in the woods ?

Its softier.

How will he deal with it? Depends…

Downstream or right before high tide.

Bury it man…

Life imitates art:

http://tinyurl.com/yb2mpwwb

Now, now, Ladybird, you know better than to encourage him.

Define “public”.

TMI ALERT in “Reply”!

There is more than one orifice that one might use to defecate in public. It is ,unfortunately, used far too often.

Apparently, this is much more common than we were led to believe.

http://tinyurl.com/y7uvvvne

Man…I could smoke a stack of smokes after quitting now for 25 days.

I remember my high school English teacher, let’s call him “Fr. X” (it was a Catholic H.S.), who asked us one day, “Have you ever gone micturating down the church aisle?” The majority of the class could not give an informed answer. I love Vocabulary Drills!

Both Mo Willems and the Fusco Brothers have thoughts of relevance to Teresa’s ‘musing du jour’…

And the Number One answer, Soft Serve!