Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 10, 2018

“I nevah said that!”

“You will!”

I wonder if Bob ever stops by Flo’s…He’s her son too, right? Correct me if I’m wrong…..But be gentle…..

Technically it is AGW or Anthropogenic Global Warming which is where the climate change comes in. And there are stories of hairy humanoids of many sizes all over the world. On every continent but Antarctica. And the Ye-ti live above the treeline, but hunt below it. There are others that have been identified;

Michê (Tibetan: མི་དྲེད་, Wylie: mi dred, ZYPY: Michê) translates as “man-bear”.91114Dzu-teh – ‘dzu’ translates as “cattle” and the full meaning translates as “cattle bear”, referring to the Himalayan brown bear.811121516Migoi or Mi-go (Tibetan: མི་རྒོད་, Wylie: mi rgod, ZYPY: Migö/Mirgö) translates as “wild man”.1216

A recent study stated that the hairs from Yeti sightings are actually Himalayan bears.

Eddie has a GREAT future working for FAUX Noise, or the Whitewash House…

And Yet-I don’t believe it.

I was pretty close the other day. I predicted Eddie would come upon Bear tracks. Yeti tracks are close, right?

focus on what’s impahtent heah Thanks, Eddie, that’s much harder now, but we can try.

I just realized that Eddie actually has a witness to confirm where he’s been and what he’s done. That cat is always on his shoulder. And if Danae’s horse can talk, then so can kitty.

Well, technically, the Himalayas ARE south of the north pole…….Come on Flo, how about a little Irish coffee for Eddie?….I want to hear the rest of the story…I also want to see what a Wiley Yeti looks like…..Does he have a pet Wiley Bear? Does he mess with Pierre of the North? Drinking buddies?

Republicans: “There’s no global warming. Look how cold it is outside.” Meanwhile, 117 degrees in Sydney, Australia a couple of days ago. Streets were melting.

For the climate change deniers – particularly those who, stupidly, point to the frigid storms that just pummeled the Northeast coast as a _sure _ sign that there’s no global warning, may I explain that those severe storms and temperature were indeed caused by changes in the oceans and atmosphere.

https://www.theverge.com/2017/12/29/16829752/donald-trump-cold-weather-tweet-climate-change-global-warming-winter-lake-effect-snow

https://wattsupwiththat.com/2016/10/02/study-global-warming-causes-cold-winters/

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/earthtalks-global-warming-harsher-winter/

The Great Lakes are proof there were white males driving SUV’s in the distant past to melt the glacier to create the gouges that filled with glacier melt that became known as “lakes.”

Yeti another example of fake news!

The world is changing, whether we humans acknowledge it or not. The “things” that climatologists indicate that we could alter to slow Climate Change (NOT Global Warming!!) would also make our lives more pleasant and comfortable, regardless of whether it would help our great-great-great grandchildren to survive! Let’s try to make our planet a nicer place for US and to ‘heck’ with the survival of our progeny!

An illustrative anecdote, if you will:50 years ago, travel along any highway in northeastern Oklahoma and you would see dead tortoises, rabbits and opossums alongside the roadway. Nowadays you see more and more armadillos, whose range was once restricted to the southern parts of Texas. That’s a practical example of the effects of ‘climate change’. That is also a story from long-term, personal experience, by the way!

And the swallows that I saw at San Juan Capistrano as a kid, that returned the same day every year? They now summer at a resort 60 miles north.

in North America the Yeti is known as Sasquatch or Bigfoot. Eddie just got his names confused.

in North America the Yeti is known as Sasquatch or Bigfoot. Eddie just got his names confused.

You sidestepped the wrong pile of scat this time, Flo.

Wow! the Yetay. Or is that a mummy?