Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 26, 2018

OYE Rod…..A student? Of anything and everything! Just don’t ask to see his report card.

I once got a report of an accident, and I was just down the road. As I pulled up, the guy was ripping the driving school sign off the roof of his car and throwing it in the trunk!

Sir Rodney’s student days might be a little threadbare by now. What with that nose-stopping incident the other day.

If Rod runs into the enemy, does the carpet have a reverse, like his horse?

I wish Wal-Mart carried magic carpets.

Shouldn’t that sign read “Student Pilot”?

And his nose doubles as a hood ornament.

My Plymouth Belvedere was my magic carpet. Massive V8 engine. Spacious back seat. Best of all a bench seat in the front without seat belts. Ah yes magical indeed.!