Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 16, 2018

This explains why nobody’s getting Botox in their ankles. Finally—That mystery solved.

I don’t have Netflix so I wouldn’t know.

No wonder my legs hurt more than my snout.

Ok, I’ll bite, why is January 2nd the busiest day for Netflix? A couple of quick searches and I couldn’t find it.

If time passes faster at may face than at my feet, that would me that at the halfway point the two time rates neutralize one another which would explain why some people cant get their butts moving, since time is at a standstill in that region

I almost said something about “those poor jellyfish” being blown to smithereens, but I guess that was a successful orbit. Columbia didn’t come down until February 1, 2003.

So living in a deep basement could be the fountain of youth, even if the OTA TV reception is bad.

So that’s why my face is more wrinkled than my feet.

My watch reads sixty seconds every minute no matter how high or low, fast or slow I am. That’s how I rate my aging. The time difference is how the observer see’s you.

Oh, Jellyfish! I wondered how they got that many “jellies” in orbit. I thought somebody had swiped a bunch of packets at Denny’s.

Do Australians have wrinkly feet?

The speed of light is constant . The speed of an ocean wave is timed. To go faster than the wave, you can cross surf. To go faster than the speed of light you can surf the light waves. I would give you the formula, but you would not understand it