Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 07, 2018

Hey Bung, it should be good. It’s an all terrain-four-footed disk. Could go anywhere.

Nice! Now it can carry me back Up the hill too.

He needs to coat it with a non-chloric, silicon-based kitchen lubricant! Worked for Clark.

Be specific. B – E specific.

When talking to wizards you must talk as if you were making a wish, or giving a command to a demon; choose your words carefully, and think of every possible ramification of your words. ie; Make me a flying carpet.

Makes me recollect the genie in the X-Files episode. Want world peace? She granted it, but Mulder did not like the unintended consequence.

Considering the circular rim, shouldn’t that be “galoop, galoop”?

The Wiz is ahead of his time. https://www.bostondynamics.com/wildcat

The Wiz is ahead of his time. https://www.bostondynamics.com/wildcat

Chose your words carefully, Bungler.

I remember those saucer sleds!

My husband and I often have conversations like this. Minus the ZAP, but with plenty of SNERK.