Garfield by Jim Davis for March 29, 2018

You say funny, Jon. You say sad, Garfield. I (emphasis on “I”) say ridiculous.

Not as sad as woefully pathetic.

I don’t even know which one is the most accurate.

the plastic wrap was the best tasting thing on the sandwich

How “cheesy”!

Had a friend that put a note between 2 slices of bread to tell her hubby that he had to buy his lunch because they’d run out of meat and cheese.

He ate it.

As if you don’t get enough plastic in your diet Jon.

So, when is he going to die of stomach cancer from eating a lot of plastic?

Reminds me of the one time I brushed my teeth in the dark (too sleepy to turn on the light) and the toothpaste tasted terrible. Turned out, I was brushing my teeth with hand cream (I had a tube the size of a toothpaste tube.) You ever try to wash hand cream out of your mouth?

Sad indeed.

Memo To Self: This explains a lot. Next time remove the shrink wrap from the frozen pizza before heating it…

It’s funny because…I’ve done it too!

Remember when a big candy company was experimenting with edible wrappers? What were they going to use to keep the wrapper clean?

I was going to say “pathetic.”

I’ve always avoided cheese “singles” because I see no reason for it to exist. Sliced cheese long ago went to a “stagger stack” that you can easily separate anyway. Not to mention that you are paying for a bunch of plastic at food prices.