These kind of parades are never to intimidate external foes – they’re meant to intimidate the country’s own people. You think North Korea does military parades to scare us? No, they’re trying to scare their own people into submission. Precisely what Hitler did, and why Trump is more like both of them then we care to admit.
Oh, goody, goody! Generalissimo Tяumpy’s Big Button (or Big Bottom) Parade and Military Review will be ridiculous, embarrassing, offensive and fatuous all in one go. EXACTLY his style… And the occasion is?
Hey everybody, don’t get distracted. This is just Trump’s newest squirrel hunt!!! Mueller’s getting closer and closer and closer. I’ll bet Trump has his minions checking out all the spaces that Mueller could hide in so that Mueller won’t jump out at him when he goes to sleep at night. Although how he can sleep when Mueller is getting so close we’ll never know.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago
The Rump just wants to see the military salute him. I hope the middle finger will suffice.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
For the Repugs to turn us into a third world country we’re going to have to start acting like one.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 6 years ago
Can we at least get some bread with our circuses, or is that too much like socialism?
Zev over 6 years ago
OMG, this is hysterical!
Ontman over 6 years ago
It’s an authentic crowd size though.
Masterskrain over 6 years ago
Does he have ANY CLUE how much the ENTIRE COUNTRY is LAUGHING at him for this STUPID idea??
superposition over 6 years ago
Did we win a war and I didn’t notice? I remember victory parades after WWII, but technically we’re not at war … or are we?
KevinSheridan over 6 years ago
These kind of parades are never to intimidate external foes – they’re meant to intimidate the country’s own people. You think North Korea does military parades to scare us? No, they’re trying to scare their own people into submission. Precisely what Hitler did, and why Trump is more like both of them then we care to admit.
feverjr Premium Member over 6 years ago
Do I see Goose-Stepping? … and where are the Tiki Torches?
lobo1939 over 6 years ago
Why don’t his generals tell him “this is not who or what we are.”
JenSolo02 over 6 years ago
Heil Drumpf!
comixbomix over 6 years ago
Sure to get ‘the clap’…
The TM over 6 years ago
Get ‘the clap’?! Hmm… Actually, no biggie. He’s already full of crap, which will ward off the clap.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 6 years ago
I hear all the women trump has had… have applied to march in the parade as well to express his………. studliness
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
We need a parade, like the Surrender Monkey French!
We need a wall with Mexico, like the Maginot Line!
Are there guillotines at the end of the parade?
Alexander the Good Enough over 6 years ago
Oh, goody, goody! Generalissimo Tяumpy’s Big Button (or Big Bottom) Parade and Military Review will be ridiculous, embarrassing, offensive and fatuous all in one go. EXACTLY his style… And the occasion is?
rwilhite001 over 6 years ago
Delta (Animal) House Patriots, Unite! (O, where are the D-Days of this day?)
Dtroutma over 6 years ago
Yes, give him the clap.
kballweg Premium Member over 6 years ago
Money for a military parade but not for Peurto Rico infasrtuctue. That about sums up this admin.
Daeder over 6 years ago
Somebody needs to slap him with a giant hand!
Mr. Blawt over 6 years ago
You don’t want to see the next float… shield the children’s eyes.
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
Think of what those hands could grab.
“Hey Stormy, the 50 foot woman, I’ve got a surprise for you…”
Satchel,Koko,LDL,Kenny over 6 years ago
No Old Curmudgeon today?
montessoriteacher over 6 years ago
Hey— trump already had his parade in Charlottesville, with the torches, remember?
Bonita Voigt over 6 years ago
Those hands are inflated like his ego.
Sadandconfused9 over 6 years ago
Hey everybody, don’t get distracted. This is just Trump’s newest squirrel hunt!!! Mueller’s getting closer and closer and closer. I’ll bet Trump has his minions checking out all the spaces that Mueller could hide in so that Mueller won’t jump out at him when he goes to sleep at night. Although how he can sleep when Mueller is getting so close we’ll never know.
jerrythemacguy over 6 years ago
Where is the brave guy who stood in the way of the tanks in Tiananmen Square? We could use him now.
ahab over 6 years ago
Trump’s parade hit a reality sink-hole. His mental-heel spurs should have kept him from serving in the White House.
Charlie Tuba over 6 years ago
Not to scale!