This happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I reached for my reading glasses in the supermarket and couldn’t find them. Searched purse, pockets, but nothing. So I thought I had left them in the last store I’d been in, way the other side of the mall. Trekked all the way back (and I have a bad leg) and asked if they’d been found. The clerk said, “I’m not trying to be funny, but are these them?”, tapping the glasses I’d tucked into the neck of my shirt. Exit very embarrassed person, laughing but very red!
My wife cannot abide putting things in the same location every day, so she wastes time looking for them. The most annoying one is her lunch bag, because I make her lunch in the mornings. Last week, she left the bag in our home office, which isn’t even on the same floor as the kitchen.
One day my father was looking for his glasses. But he didn’t tell me or my brother he was looking for them. He spent an hour searching the house (both floors) before I finally figured out he was searching for something. He told me then he was looking for his glasses. I asked if he looked on top of his head (there were there the entire time.)
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
I keep my glasses on my nightstand. As for sunglasses, in my fanny pack which is hung by the front door.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 6 years ago
“Has anybody seen Junior?”
Jaw Jacker over 6 years ago
Opal better be careful getting down in the floor with her booty in the air – Earl may be old…but he still a man! Am I right fellas?
jpayne4040 over 6 years ago
It’ hard to find your glasses when you can’t see!
magicwalnut over 6 years ago
This is how I live! Has Brian been spying on me through my microwave?
dlkrueger33 over 6 years ago
That’s why I have a pair of glasses in every single room! And half the time, I STILL can’t find a pair.
Jeff0811 over 6 years ago
Glasses on the top of your head is always fun. “OK, I had them just a minute ago, where are they?”
Diat60 over 6 years ago
This happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I reached for my reading glasses in the supermarket and couldn’t find them. Searched purse, pockets, but nothing. So I thought I had left them in the last store I’d been in, way the other side of the mall. Trekked all the way back (and I have a bad leg) and asked if they’d been found. The clerk said, “I’m not trying to be funny, but are these them?”, tapping the glasses I’d tucked into the neck of my shirt. Exit very embarrassed person, laughing but very red!
david_42 over 6 years ago
My wife cannot abide putting things in the same location every day, so she wastes time looking for them. The most annoying one is her lunch bag, because I make her lunch in the mornings. Last week, she left the bag in our home office, which isn’t even on the same floor as the kitchen.
johovey over 6 years ago
One day my father was looking for his glasses. But he didn’t tell me or my brother he was looking for them. He spent an hour searching the house (both floors) before I finally figured out he was searching for something. He told me then he was looking for his glasses. I asked if he looked on top of his head (there were there the entire time.)
Katecst over 6 years ago
The “tile” is the answer. Track it with your desk top computer
Satchel,Koko,LDL,Kenny over 6 years ago
That is good, Mr. Crane, and very true to life.
KarenBenson over 6 years ago
I lose my purse, glasses and keys on a regular basis, so easy to relate. Pickles is always good for a laugh.
rnrnry over 6 years ago
Our daughters have come to believe Mr Crane lives with my wife and me since almost daily his observations hit home!!
rnrnry over 6 years ago
Our daughters have come to believe Mr Crane lives with my wife and me since almost daily his observations hit home!!
Fontessa over 6 years ago
I have reading glasses stashed every where—-in my purse, car, and every room in the house! Saves me a lot of grief.
wiatr over 6 years ago
Thanks Earl. I got my hearty laugh for the day here.
robert39503 over 6 years ago
I wish that they would stop cutting the comics in half.