Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 20, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 7 years ago

    Andy, you should know by now that Joanie is a behind the scenes person.

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    Troglodyte  almost 7 years ago

    Gotta love his spirit, which is all there will be left to love in a while, I suppose.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 7 years ago

    Bad when Andy looks better than she does. Oh wait, he doesn’t.

    The difference is that he understands it doesn’t matter.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Relax, Joanie. Shut off the camera, primp and prop, then turn it on again when you’re ready.

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    comixbomix  almost 7 years ago

    “I’m not my hair”.

    Words to live by. Or, in Andy’s case…

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    It’s OK. We’ll fix it in post.

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    summerdog86  almost 7 years ago

    You certainly can tell this is an old strip, by the “fully carpeted” remark. Now a days we would insist on lovely, newly finished, premium wood flooring.

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    rabizar  almost 7 years ago

    I think he meant he was going to a Great Behind…

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    Linguist  almost 7 years ago

    " And now Joanie will say a few kind words…"

    " A few kind words. "

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    So who’s the lead singer in heaven’s all-star rock band?

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    WaitingMan  almost 7 years ago

    “Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my closeup.”

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    ChessPirate  almost 7 years ago

    Two baseball pitchers promised each other if one of them died first, he would come back as a ghost to tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. So, the one that dies first comes back as a ghost and says “I’ve got some good news and some bad news…”

    “What’s the good news?”

    “The good news is, there is baseball in heaven.”

    “Well, what’s the bad news?”

    “You’re pitching on Wednesday…”

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    dgmiller  almost 7 years ago

    Recently I was last to speak at a memorial service for a long-time family friend. I finished by noting that whenever I told a corny joke, she would say “David, go to your room!” The room brightened, and I added, "Oops! She just said ‘David, go sit down!’ "

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