Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 29, 2018

Toss it in the vat and see if you can kill a spirit.

I had to fix my washing machine once, was not pumping out water…..took it apart….found two socks in the drain pump.

Doomed to go through life wearing one black sock and one Argyle sock.

Lets see…. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer found the Island of Lost Toys. Why not ask him if he has found the Island of Lost Socks????

Might be able to use it in the ID Acme Sock-It-Set.

Surely a decent ‘Accio’ should do the trick ?

If you wash and dry socks in a lingerie bag you won’t lose them while doing laundry.They still might fall out of your gym bag or your dog might eat them – but your washer/dryer won’t be eating them.

Shades of EERIE, INDIANA!! I think that was the premise of the first episode. Wonderfully funny show and greatly missed.

C’mon. discworld notwithstanding, EVERYBODY knows there’s a door in the back of the washing machine that leads to an alternate universe where lost socks congregate.

In 50 years of doing laundry I have never lost a sock; is this an urban legend or something?

No magic needed. Just throw away the remaining sock then go buy a replacement pair. The missing sock will reappear right where it should have been all along.

You’d have a better chance of solving the Riemann hypothesis.

Always buy the same brand, color and type of sock so you never have to find the missing mate. That’s called sock polygamy.

That being Turnkey, the Spook must be using it for his latest escape plan.

There’s a laundromat here in Kansas City that has been here for YEARS and every time I drive by it, I wonder if the name is what keep people coming back to it over and over. It is: “The Lost Sock Laundromat.” For real!