With a schnoz like that all you should need is a barrel of ground black pepper. And give it to the big schnoz. He should then blow himself away big time.
After the war in England, Christmas pantomimes usually had a terrifying giant who said “Fee,fi,fo, fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive or be he dead, I’ll grind his bones to make my bread.”
bigcatbusiness over 6 years ago
Nice try, but I think the giant actually means human. Where is a beanstalk when you need one?
Enter.Name.Here over 6 years ago
“That’s not taco sauce I smell on your breath! It’s tea and crumpets!”
Lyons Group, Inc. over 6 years ago
Now you smell the poop of a cowardly knight!
pschearer Premium Member over 6 years ago
With a schnoz like that he can probably smell every Englishman at once.
Under Dog Premium Member over 6 years ago
I believe someone didn’t floss.
hariseldon59 over 6 years ago
No hablo Ingles!
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago
Hey whacha call your pasa
littlejohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
With a schnoz like that all you should need is a barrel of ground black pepper. And give it to the big schnoz. He should then blow himself away big time.
cubswin2016 over 6 years ago
At least his name is Rodney and not Jack.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 6 years ago
“Sorry, I cut myself trying to shave.”
danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago
Maybe it’s a windmill?
Phanakapan over 6 years ago
After the war in England, Christmas pantomimes usually had a terrifying giant who said “Fee,fi,fo, fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive or be he dead, I’ll grind his bones to make my bread.”
brklnbern over 6 years ago
Rod the Brave.
BWR over 6 years ago
Fum Fo Fee Fi, I smell the blood of a Spanish guy.
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
*sigh, just blame the King he told you to steal the harp, stupid…