Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 05, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Only doing the easy stuff is one way to have a high success rate.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    I’m with Goat on this one… how inspiring.

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    Now there’s your motivational poster!

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    hariseldon59  over 6 years ago

    “If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing.” – Homer Simpson

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    Wilde Bill  over 6 years ago

    Rat’s war against stupid people continues, despite what he said.

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    Little Caesar  over 6 years ago

    “Increased productivity through lower expectations.”

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 6 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, give up. No sense being a damn fool about it!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago

    When I come across something that is difficult to do, I wait until the right time to do it, or until someone else does it, or until it just goes away.

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    GeifuKe  over 6 years ago

    I give up. What is the point here?

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    dwane.scoty1  over 6 years ago

    The point is Rat’s Motto: “Life w/o Instant Gratification is Pointless”!

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    F-Flash  over 6 years ago
    Gosh darn, now I know why I gave up on swimming the English Channel.
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    gorbag  over 6 years ago

    Success is starting a new project. Finishing it is staff work.

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    TheComicMan  over 6 years ago

    That’s what i do. When i play football. XD

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    Reader  over 6 years ago

    The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Hey Rat!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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    SnowCritter  over 6 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, try playing second base.

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    Lee Cox  over 6 years ago

    The definition of insanity is “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result each time.”

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    unclepablo  over 6 years ago

    “When the going gets tough… I get going”

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    Homer J  over 6 years ago

    Trying is the first step towards failure.

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    jackproarty  over 6 years ago

    …..I give up.

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    Cerabooge  over 6 years ago

    Pastis never gives up. Unless it’s hard, then he resorts to highly accurate caricaturizations of Trump.

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 6 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, try try again.And then give up—nobody likes a sore loser…

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    Gent  over 6 years ago

    What we need here is a Cat. Let’s see how much effort Rat puts into running away for his dear life.

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    trivers  over 6 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, try reading the instructions.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 6 years ago

    “The man who says a task is impossible should not interrupt the man doing it!”

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Rat is not heroic, but he is practical, and in that he is probably closer to more of us than not. Of course, I would never, ever give up! (snerk)

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    jackproarty  over 6 years ago

    If at first you don’t succeed, throw a tantrum until someone makes it easier.

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    GeifuKe  over 6 years ago

    Rick Astley vs Sammy Hagar.

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    ND Cool Z  over 6 years ago

    I don’t mind reasonably hard challenges, but if it’s too difficult and impossible, then I quit.

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