Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 19, 2018

Like Calvin said, do a bad enough job, and you won’t get asked to do it again.

I’m surprised Henry didn’t incinerate the paper.

It’s about what today’s newspaper is worth. As material for paper-mache.

The comics are the only section I read.

All the news that’s spit to print.

Which is why I’m glad I have the e-version of my newspaper!

EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww just ewwwwwwwwww

I wait for the day when Henry brings in the town crier.

Kids (Millennials) would be asking what is a newspaper? Then Generation Z the Zombie or Zero Generation would be asking what are words?

All in good taste but tastes bland.

I would’ve thought it would be spat out as a pile of ash.

Picky, picky, picky! Some people are so hard to please!