Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 20, 2018

Adolescents With Projectiles?

The Snarky Brats.

Mini-Jazz hands? Blow that Jazz TRUMPet, guys!

“The Viruses”? Small creatures, intimidating scary.

Ice Storm

Healthy Food

Social Media?

Pretentious Custodians

Frazz’s suggestion is already in place and way overused. Been in use for years wherever politics is spoken.

Cyclones.

The Microbursts!

How about Ball Kickers?

the name – the ball kickers

the slogan – ‘higher than the knees – lower than the belt’

the “Napoleonic syndromes”?

Small but dangerous. The “mini-monsters”.

If you want “Intimidating”, go for Big people in positions of authority.

How about The Wilson Bashers?

“Tyrannical Pipsqueaks.” ( I remember that from a very old Life in Hell cartoon by Matt Groening.)

I always did like “The Fighting Martha Stewarts”.