Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 08, 2018

Unless……Did you ever walk into a liquor store and there’s nobody there at first? Run!

You want to bet?

It’s munch truth crunch in slurp advertising belch!

Wiley, I know better, but aren’t you concerned about black bears? In some ways they are more dangerous….You can’t play dead with them…..They are there to eat….Grizzlies, many times, are just territorial….

Au contraire, grammar IS a life and death matter in this situation. I can’t bear it!

See the Wiley Bear species is getting better at aping human language. They are fast learners. And very very hungry. The demons called SHOGGULU are called “The Devourers” for their programming is to eat the very substance of things, but the Wiley Bear is trying to catch up to them. At least in relation to hunting, preparing, eating and mounting humans. Their favorite meat in all the world.

And for dessert, bear claws! (a call back)

Wiley’s bears always look so happy! It lifts my day. Waking up in the morning to Wiley bears that aren’t directly chewing on your neck and bouncing your Adam’s apple around is a wonderful thing..

They’re there to serve man, of course.

Grammar IS a matter of life or death. Which is more preferable: “Let’s eat, people” or “Let’s eat people”?

A cactus? Those must be very rare Mojave Desert Sand Grizzlies.. ;-)

YAY!! WILEY BEARS!! YAY!!!

Wiley bears subsist on a purely meat diet – no fries and no bread on the side

…..plus they spelled “dinner” incorrectly.

The special of the day is People Tartare.

sadly, grammar is not an issue anywhere anymore.

Don’t park in the back.

Love the Wiley bears strips.

E. Wiley Bear (Eatamus Humanus)

All North American bears are perfectly happy to kill another animal (read humans, too), whether it’s hunger or territory, or the cubs, or they just woke up that morning feeling like a bear. So don’t try to get close for a good picture or to feed cookies to the nice bear, and for heaven sake don’t try to take a selfie with one.

Grammar may not be a matter of life and death, but your interpretation of it sure as heck could be!

It could get clawstrophobic in there.

We don’t have bears here (and don’t get me started on “Drop Bears”) but I love Wiley’s ones anyway.

But who wants to eat at “Black Bear Diner?”

Unless…sure, they serve cuts of bear…that might draw more people.

I love the Wiley Bear Potemkin Village! Are there other storefronts off-camera?! Perhaps a Bear Necessities general store?