Herman by Jim Unger for May 08, 2018

He put up the HELL out of that thing!

Yes, Dear. I hung it exactly where you said. I do what I’m told. Not my fault you didn’t tell me what size nails to use.

He was hammered when he put it up.

Nailed it!.

Glad to see that his reading matter is labelled. It must be one of those generics.

And why couldn’t she hang it? She’s the one that wanted it hung?

Apparently the picture accurately reflects their marriage.

This is the Late and Unlamented.

“I hope this is the right picture.”

One has to wonder HOW he got it level ’fore ramming those nails in place ?

Am surprised he didn’t also hang it upside down out of spite.

Take a tip Honey. Never ask him to tie up the dog…

When a man says he’s going to do something- he will. He doesn’t need his wife to remind him every six months!