Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 19, 2018

Bacon should be cooked on a frying pan.

I don’t even want to know how Pig closed the microwave oven door on himself.

Rat, did you put Pig up to this?

Why, Pig, of course it’s safe……. for us.

Thanks to Global Warming, you can do this yoga just about anywhere, Spring, Summer and Fall.

That should cure him of doing yoga.

Forget the microwave. With an InstaPot, you can do an hour’s worth of Bikram yoga in 10 minutes.

No, Pig! Don’t kill yourself!

BOOM! Splatter!

KIDS! DON’T try this at home!

Here Pig… let me rub a little of this spice mix on your butt first.

This is a disgusting cartoon strip. There have been incidents of hooligans putting cats into microwaves and killing them, all the while shouting and hooting with laughter.

Pig did this to himself and nobody is shouting and hooting with laughter……………we are all just getting hungry.

BACON!

Thanks for this selfless act of self-immolation, Pig. Undoubtedly, it will help you attain Nirvana more rapidly, while helping your friends by feeding them bacon, pork chops, and pork roast! How noble!

Or, how very stupid….

I loovvveee bacon.

Y’know a good place to do Bikram yoga? THE SUN!!!

Will pig learn anything from this experience?

If so, he’ll be hot ’n taught.

NOOOO! PIG!

C’mon. Press the start button already.