Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 29, 2018

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    Yakety Sax  over 6 years ago

    Our town decided since the stop lights were removed on Main at 2nd & 4th Ave. they needed to put these little flexible signs in the middle of the street requiring motorists to stop for pedestrians in the crosswalks. The way I read it, if they are not in the crosswalk, theyr’e fair game!

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    cubswin2016  over 6 years ago

    Try putting that dumb thing down once in a while, you idiot!

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    sandpiper  over 6 years ago

    Yes. You download a video of yourself being nailed in the street and you study it while you’re in traction

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 6 years ago

    The best apps are in the human brain. Pocket your phone and use your brain.

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    GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago

    There should be an app that tells you to put that damned thing away when you’re in motion.

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 6 years ago

    You can’t fix stupid. It’s the modern form of natural selection. Except that you were too stupid and lacking in common sense to put your freaking phone away so you walked into the flow of traffic and got biffed. Then the scumbag ambulance chasers come out and sue the driver of the car and their insurance company to cover up for you own incredible amount of stupidity.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Reminder: When in the UK, “both ways” means start by looking to your right first!

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    ChessPirate  over 6 years ago

    Yeah, it’s called “Buick”…

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    CarlHeckman  over 6 years ago

    One of the lesser-known tales in Gulliver’s Travels was to the island of Laputa, where scientists and other such thinkers lived. They tended to wander around without looking where they were going, so every one of them was given an assistant to make sure that the thinker didn’t wander into a dangerous situation (off a cliff, etc). Sounds like a good idea now.

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    "It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Remember the lady a few years ago that was walking while reading her cell phone and fell into the water fountain at the mall. She sued the mall for releasing the footage – even though no one knew it was her until she put her name on the lawsuit?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1348923/Texting-shopper-fell-mall-fountain-sues-security-guards-laughing.html

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