Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 13, 2018

So who is Pam out on a date with?

It’s a good thing you didn’t arrive early and sit through those commercials.

By the time they finish all the previews and the previews of the previews, the movies in the previews will be out.

Better and better.

When I’m going to the movies, always I finished my popcorn before the movie starts.

As soon as the movie starts you’ll have to go to the bathroom.

And then after that, of course, come several minutes of production logos.

the previews are better than the movie.both the movie they are previewing and the movie you are about to view.

i bet the theaters get paid to show previews which is why there are so many of them!

This is why my wife and I never go to the movies any more.

I went to Canada to see the Red Green movie in 2002. Just three previews, and then the movie started. Yay!

Previews of previews. Don’t give them ideas.

Next: Irritable Belle pays the projectionist a friendly visit – sort of.

Wow, a hard-hitting diss of movie previews. How has this guy not won a Pulitzer?

For those who claimed Pam was the only female on the station: Check out the seat behind her.

Uh oh. Irritable bell is irritated again!

Yep, like i said earlier: i can show up 15 minutes late for the movie and they’ll still be showing previews and commercials.

So if anyone’s wondering why we don’t go to movies anymore. A two hour movie trip isn’t worth when thirty minutes of it are commercials. But at least the movie is uncut.

Right? Right? Right?