Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 19, 2018

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    Mopman  over 6 years ago

    P1 – Wait, who was balling who at Madison? Is Marjie offering to lend Moose her Lady Bic to trim his horrible hair?

    P2 – Yes, because every person who leads their league in home runs every high school conference in America gets a scholarship. I think it’s a law.

    P3 – Is that her mom? The school secretary? Her Journalism teacher? Whoever it is, they need to get plastic surgery on their chin, it is horribly puffy and saggy.

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    dutchpuppy  over 6 years ago

    Ellis: “…for a threeeeeee hour tour, a threeeee hour tooour!” Coach could play the Skipper. Who would play Ginger? The Howells could be the principal and her hubby. Pelwicki for Gilligan, maybe?

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 6 years ago

    P1, Maybe you’ll get a few more takers after I trim up that mop on your head.

    P2, Keep those cards and letters coming, folks.

    P3, Double D does her best Scarlet O’Hara impression.

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    Bucky  over 6 years ago

    P2 There is not “I” in team but there definitely is in Pelwecki!!! He takes the definition of self-absorption to a whole new level. Spoil alert, he is going to get busted for excessive steroid use.

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    Mr Reality  over 6 years ago

    In all reality , P 3 Alright Daphne , Cut the drama , drama club meets on Thursday . By the way have a safe trip and watch out for Mr Reality ( I know it’s a shameless plug ).

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    miffedmax  over 6 years ago

    Of course your .409 fielding percentage and the fact your throws don’t reach the lip of the infield may have something to do with the lack of interest.

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    bearwku82  over 6 years ago

    P1- Marjie keeps Lectric Shave and Skin Bracer in her purse for these hairy interviews.

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    chiphilton  over 6 years ago

    This time of year it gets light out at about 5:15. What time is her interview, 6 in the morning?

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    Mopman  over 6 years ago

    I just thought of something. Where exactly is Moose playing, was that ever clarified? Is he DH? All I remember from last year was him being the backup second baseman.

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    Irish53  over 6 years ago

    As usual, R&W are way off…college coaches don’t come to HS games, because they have their own games to coach. That’s why there are travel teams; they can go to those. That’s why they send scouts to HS games, and if a scout pumps up a kid who’s not worthy, then that scout won’t be working for that team much longer. I don’t know who’s more clueless…R&W or the character they created.

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    twainreader  over 6 years ago

    on the “Isn’t Education wonderful” front, today’s Daily Mail has a story with the headline: Boy shot to death several times….

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    twainreader  over 6 years ago

    For the Double D fans, today’s Detroit Free Press has a headline that reads: Ferndale’s Double Ees serves its last meals. I’m not making this up.

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    sweetg1  over 6 years ago

    Do these kids go to school?

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