P1 – Wait, who was balling who at Madison? Is Marjie offering to lend Moose her Lady Bic to trim his horrible hair?
P2 – Yes, because every person who leads their league in home runs every high school conference in America gets a scholarship. I think it’s a law.
P3 – Is that her mom? The school secretary? Her Journalism teacher? Whoever it is, they need to get plastic surgery on their chin, it is horribly puffy and saggy.
Ellis: “…for a threeeeeee hour tour, a threeeee hour tooour!” Coach could play the Skipper. Who would play Ginger? The Howells could be the principal and her hubby. Pelwicki for Gilligan, maybe?
P2 There is not “I” in team but there definitely is in Pelwecki!!! He takes the definition of self-absorption to a whole new level. Spoil alert, he is going to get busted for excessive steroid use.
In all reality , P 3 Alright Daphne , Cut the drama , drama club meets on Thursday . By the way have a safe trip and watch out for Mr Reality ( I know it’s a shameless plug ).
Of course your .409 fielding percentage and the fact your throws don’t reach the lip of the infield may have something to do with the lack of interest.
I just thought of something. Where exactly is Moose playing, was that ever clarified? Is he DH? All I remember from last year was him being the backup second baseman.
As usual, R&W are way off…college coaches don’t come to HS games, because they have their own games to coach. That’s why there are travel teams; they can go to those. That’s why they send scouts to HS games, and if a scout pumps up a kid who’s not worthy, then that scout won’t be working for that team much longer. I don’t know who’s more clueless…R&W or the character they created.
Mopman over 6 years ago
P1 – Wait, who was balling who at Madison? Is Marjie offering to lend Moose her Lady Bic to trim his horrible hair?
P2 – Yes, because every person who leads their league in home runs every high school conference in America gets a scholarship. I think it’s a law.
P3 – Is that her mom? The school secretary? Her Journalism teacher? Whoever it is, they need to get plastic surgery on their chin, it is horribly puffy and saggy.
dutchpuppy over 6 years ago
Ellis: “…for a threeeeeee hour tour, a threeeee hour tooour!” Coach could play the Skipper. Who would play Ginger? The Howells could be the principal and her hubby. Pelwicki for Gilligan, maybe?
TheBrownStarfish over 6 years ago
P1, Maybe you’ll get a few more takers after I trim up that mop on your head.
P2, Keep those cards and letters coming, folks.
P3, Double D does her best Scarlet O’Hara impression.
Bucky over 6 years ago
P2 There is not “I” in team but there definitely is in Pelwecki!!! He takes the definition of self-absorption to a whole new level. Spoil alert, he is going to get busted for excessive steroid use.
Mr Reality over 6 years ago
In all reality , P 3 Alright Daphne , Cut the drama , drama club meets on Thursday . By the way have a safe trip and watch out for Mr Reality ( I know it’s a shameless plug ).
miffedmax over 6 years ago
Of course your .409 fielding percentage and the fact your throws don’t reach the lip of the infield may have something to do with the lack of interest.
bearwku82 over 6 years ago
P1- Marjie keeps Lectric Shave and Skin Bracer in her purse for these hairy interviews.
chiphilton over 6 years ago
This time of year it gets light out at about 5:15. What time is her interview, 6 in the morning?
Mopman over 6 years ago
I just thought of something. Where exactly is Moose playing, was that ever clarified? Is he DH? All I remember from last year was him being the backup second baseman.
Irish53 over 6 years ago
As usual, R&W are way off…college coaches don’t come to HS games, because they have their own games to coach. That’s why there are travel teams; they can go to those. That’s why they send scouts to HS games, and if a scout pumps up a kid who’s not worthy, then that scout won’t be working for that team much longer. I don’t know who’s more clueless…R&W or the character they created.
twainreader over 6 years ago
on the “Isn’t Education wonderful” front, today’s Daily Mail has a story with the headline: Boy shot to death several times….
twainreader over 6 years ago
For the Double D fans, today’s Detroit Free Press has a headline that reads: Ferndale’s Double Ees serves its last meals. I’m not making this up.
sweetg1 over 6 years ago
Do these kids go to school?