Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for June 23, 2018

All day? Is this a six-hour interview? And Dafne is neither recording this nor taking notes. Ms. Rizk didn’t teach her anything.

Serial killers only get arrested once too Del

P1, Jay’s so out of it thinking about Double D he’s trying to hitch-hike to Valley Tech.

P2, Just because I repeatedly drove drunk doesn’t make you a better reporter.

P3, Big Ken Brown made this happen, He hated my boy Barry and he made his cow judge mother throw the book at me.

Nice shine on that floor, MOPMAN.

I sleep better knowing the Trumpet is publishing 365 and MILFord HS is year round!

Is it ‘40s throwback day in P1? Oh, nevermind. It’s Milford.

I see this as nothing but fodder for the state at parole time

In all reality , Jay thinks Hey thanks Mopman , the floor is so shiny it’s like a mirror that I can use to see up Ms Rizk’s skirt , she’s really hot with her glasses off !

No conviction on the first charge? This is no surprise considering the bloodline of that cow judge- she didn’t make things happen either.

P1- In today’s episode of Milford Masterpiece Theatre, the role of Chris Rizk will be played by Nancy Kulp.

P2- Dafne remains consistent with her closed ended questions. Del is fingered.

P3- Mr. Tally Ho! Del Bader had a pending DUI charge when he crashed into Boo. Just a city boy, born & raised in South Detroit, he took the midnight train goin’ anywhere…..

P-1: apparently Jay talks very loud or they’re both secretly after the same girl.

P-2: Look me in the eyes and say that, Mr. Bader!

P-3: Railroaded: an antiquated term still popular in Milford (as is Monopoly, Cootie, and Canasta). The part of Con Man Bader is being portrayed by Broderick Crawford.

DD returns and writes an award winning expose about Egypt and D Nile.

The color version on seattlepi.com is kind of funny. Only 4 colors in all 3 panels. Del’s shirt and the desk are the same color. Just as lazy with the colors as the story line.

She didn’t ask if he was a convicted drunk driver. Anytime someone drives after drinking, they’re a drunk driver, even if they’re not caught.

What?

P 1.5: “ well, get back in the bathroom then”P 3.5: “ you sir, are such a d*ck that this story will be easy to write”