It’s always nice hearing the birds tweeting outside my living room window in the morning. Giving the same name to what humans do with their smartphones is kind of insulting to the birds.
… don’t fly and tweet … stay away from those fast and high flying crowd – they’ll suck you up, dice you up, then blame you when they get crash from indigestion.
Yakety Sax about 6 years ago
But don’t quit flapping!!
Kaputnik about 6 years ago
It’s always nice hearing the birds tweeting outside my living room window in the morning. Giving the same name to what humans do with their smartphones is kind of insulting to the birds.
sandpiper about 6 years ago
That advice is not only long past its use by date but also is way too late to affect the self-absorption syndrome that has blossomed into a pandemic
cubswin2016 about 6 years ago
Go rockin’ robin ‘cause we’re really gonna rock tonight (tweet-tweedilly-tweet)
mattro65 about 6 years ago
And if you do decide to tweet anyway, use something more advanced than 4th grade English.
rickmac1937 Premium Member about 6 years ago
Good advice
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 6 years ago
So not having a Twitter account at all, or any other of the social media personal info gathering accounts, is not an option?
JudyHendrickson about 6 years ago
HAHAHA CUTE!!
suv2000 about 6 years ago
Bird must be a Republican there seams to be no consequences for what a Democrat tweets
B UTTONS about 6 years ago
… don’t fly and tweet … stay away from those fast and high flying crowd – they’ll suck you up, dice you up, then blame you when they get crash from indigestion.
Raider Red Premium Member about 6 years ago
But Mom, how will I ever learn to be Tweeter-in-Chief?