I heard a report that one guy walked into the room with his AI thing when nothing else was on and it said, unbidden, “Sometimes I close my eyes, and all I see is death.”
Most of the times, I make it a point to say Thank You to Google whenever she does something for me. That way, if AI ever decides to try to take over the world, hopefully she won’t want to hurt me because she remembered I was nice to her.
The closest I ever got to having one of these was my wife’s Garmin. The way that thing said “Recalculating” was so annoying and condescending I wanted to toss it into traffic.
No, no. Being of the elderly persuasion, and male, I should gently remind my device to consider which of us is the being having opposable thumbs and thereby the ability to wield a ball peen hammer, with which the one without such thumbs can be reduced to a pile of plastic, wire, silicon bits. And I just as gently, but firmly, remind said device to think very, very, carefully before answering. Admittedly, it’s a crude tactic but it has worked well for me for several years and a number of otherwise cranky devices.
Templo S.U.D. about 6 years ago
I still think Deleyza is like the Alexa in “Thatababy.”
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction about 6 years ago
The danger of anthropomorphism is that the device becomes too much like people.
sirbadger about 6 years ago
You can turn it on and off by patting it on the . . . oh wait, now it’s accusing me of sexual harassment.
johovey about 6 years ago
So the computer is a millennial?
GROG Premium Member about 6 years ago
I feel that way about Sinatra songs.
enigmamz about 6 years ago
I heard a report that one guy walked into the room with his AI thing when nothing else was on and it said, unbidden, “Sometimes I close my eyes, and all I see is death.”
Suffice to say, he was a bit freaked out.
Little Caesar about 6 years ago
“Hey, ‘Layz, if you’re not doing anything constructive, go in the living room and get my stogie!”
pcolli about 6 years ago
“A.I.” with attitude.
Grace Premium Member about 6 years ago
I’d have to fix that machine with a hammer.
Deezlebird about 6 years ago
My favorite was an old comic—maybe BC—that read “When an eel rushes out and he bites off your snout, that’s a moray.”
dutchs about 6 years ago
When the fish that you spy, sinks its fangs in your thigh, that’s a MORAY.When that thing on the sand, grabs a hold of your hand, that’s a MORAY.
Grutzi about 6 years ago
Brian, Opal would never be sitting there with her hands in her lap. Put her knitting in them!
magicwalnut Premium Member about 6 years ago
When I told Siri I loved him, he replied, “I’ll bet you say that to all your Apple Products.”
verticallychallenged Premium Member about 6 years ago
Reminds me of Siri when you ask “her” to divide by zero.
bluegirl285 about 6 years ago
Most of the times, I make it a point to say Thank You to Google whenever she does something for me. That way, if AI ever decides to try to take over the world, hopefully she won’t want to hurt me because she remembered I was nice to her.
Linguist about 6 years ago
I have enough problems relying on my own intelligence without being dependent on AI !
MeanBob Premium Member about 6 years ago
The closest I ever got to having one of these was my wife’s Garmin. The way that thing said “Recalculating” was so annoying and condescending I wanted to toss it into traffic.
pekenpug about 6 years ago
I was about 8 or 9 when “That’s Amore” came out. I lived on a farm in SW Ohio, and I never understood what a “big piece a pie” had to do with it.
1MadHat Premium Member about 6 years ago
When you’re down on a dive and feel teeth on your thigh, that’s a moray!
Bookworm about 6 years ago
No, no. Being of the elderly persuasion, and male, I should gently remind my device to consider which of us is the being having opposable thumbs and thereby the ability to wield a ball peen hammer, with which the one without such thumbs can be reduced to a pile of plastic, wire, silicon bits. And I just as gently, but firmly, remind said device to think very, very, carefully before answering. Admittedly, it’s a crude tactic but it has worked well for me for several years and a number of otherwise cranky devices.
KEA about 6 years ago
I’m not thrilled when people speak to me, why on earth would I want a machine to do so?
chromosome Premium Member about 6 years ago
“Show me the way to go home. I’m tired and I want to go to bed.♫♪”
Luanaphile about 6 years ago
I asked Siri if she had a boyfriend, and she said, “Well I did go out with a drone once.”
rekam Premium Member about 6 years ago
That Dean Martin song was out at the time future hubby and I decided we loved each other and it became our song.
pcolli about 6 years ago
“When some goon sits close by and then fondles your thigh – that’s immoral.”
komickat about 6 years ago
That’s so mean! Dean Martin was a good singer :p I’m listening to it right now