Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 04, 2018

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    santa72404  over 6 years ago

    She must have been married to a lawyer.

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    Dtroutma  over 6 years ago

    Love lost labor?

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    in.amongst  over 6 years ago

    She just wants to make sure that it is a hell of a deep ditch!

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    Superfrog  over 6 years ago

    Everyone said he was shallow.

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    Say What? Premium Member over 6 years ago

    That’ll be one less participant in the zombie apocalypse.

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    For extra security, call in the cement truck.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 6 years ago

    At a Jewish funeral, they lower the casket and friends take the shovel and throw in a scoop of dirt. Some do it to accept the finality of death. Some do it to show support by symbolically helping fill the grave. Some do it to add a couple more scoops to make sure he stays down there.

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    Dobby53 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Well….there is the Sky Burial alternative.

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    Masterskrain  over 6 years ago

    Melania, 2025.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago

    When something is too good to be true, it is best to take precautions.

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    DanFlak  over 6 years ago

    When I die, I’m not going to hell. Satan has a restraining order against me.

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    gorbag  over 6 years ago

    Don’t forget to use a safety coffin. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_coffin

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    AMBER1  over 6 years ago

    You can also use concrete to fill it in. That way you know that he won’t come back.

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    Linguist  over 6 years ago

    I’m reminded of when they were burying the loquacious ( and argumentative ) Irish playwright, Brendan Behan. His younger brother, poet Dominic, looked down in the hole and said: " Ah, Brendan, Brendan, I’ve finally got in the last word ! "

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’ve been to the funeral of a drunken wife abuser, and it’s painful watching the minister try to think of something to say.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Cremation is a safer bet.

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    johndifool  over 6 years ago

    Or a sparsely-attended one…

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    tripwire45  over 6 years ago

    Off topic comment: Happy Independence Day.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Hey, how’s about a strip where the husband is burying the wife. Oh that’s right never happens, they drive us to the grave.

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    Lablubber   over 6 years ago

    The funeral home never had a request for a stake through the heart before.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 6 years ago

    The preacher said “You all knew the deceased. Do any of you have any kind words to say over him?”

    “no”

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    grannyK  over 6 years ago

    Can we regain OUR independence by deeply burying …greed…fear mongering…….

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    davetb1956  over 6 years ago

    Unless this guy was really tall the perspective of the drawing is way off.

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    RAGs  over 6 years ago

    This ’toon reminds me of a page in a book of insults. There was a tombstone engraved with:

    “Here lies Ezekiel Aikle, aged 102. The good die young.”

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    bakana  over 6 years ago

    They used to tie a piece of rope to the corpse’s Hand and run it up from the Coffin to a Bell.

    If he managed to ring the Bell, they might dig him back up.

    Sometimes, the Widow might get caught cutting the rope.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 6 years ago

    Out of sight, out of mind.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I’m avoiding this situation by being cremated, and having my ashes scattered off of Half Dome, in Yosemite national park.

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    RWill  over 6 years ago

    “Dearly beloved, everyone grab a shovel.”

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    johnec  over 6 years ago

    In New Orleans they have to be careful or the coffins come floating back up out of the ground.

    Not good when it’s Apocalypse time!

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