Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 12, 2018

So basically he can take Gil’s advice or leave it. This arc is losing steam faster than Old Faithful.

(insomnia)

No way is this thing going on! R & W, why do you continue to belabor this lame story when you had the perfect opening to quash it?

P1- Gil looking like Sean Hannity today

P3- Now Gil has morphed into the great David Hedison, he of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea fame!

Pelwecki’s not after variety, Gil, he’s after glory. Everything he has done is geared toward giving himself a more prominent role, whether it’s football or baseball. He probably bugs the director of the school play to let him be the lead. I’m surprised he isn’t pressuring Ms. Rizk to make him the editor of the Bugle. He will be lost at State, one of 20,000 faceless kids on a huge campus, and you, Gil, will be responsible.

P1, A haircut would solve many of your problems, Moose.

P2, It’s a great college because you went there, right Gil?

P3, Like the variety of ways your arthritic fingers are facing, Coach?

Alt. P3, Don’t forget, he was also the 5th string QB and backup second baseman for the last 3 years.

OK, I’ll admit I’ve only been half-paying-attention to this whole Kevin thing, but I’m not really following what Kevin (or Marjie yesterday) has a question about. I could have sworn I saw him dancing down the hallway waving his letter from State a few days (weeks? months?) ago.

Is the comment box only big enough to show two lines of text for everyone else too? Kind of makes it hard to edit.

In all reality , I wonder how thingo are going with Double D’s visit to the Bader’s ?

I must be missing something..

So,no CC we are segueing right into football?

Didn’t Greg Brady go to State? Then he might meet Marcia become smitten and a whole new meaning about launch angle will happen.

P1- Van Auken’s problem is he’s only 5’11"? When has height ever been a great concern is baseball? Fast Freddie Patek wants to know.

P3- GilPa: Moose, what problem? You’re a multi sport star, Bucket Burger eating Champ and have the hair texture of an oil refinery. Play the cards I’ve dealt you.

P4: “now gtf out of my office and quit wasting my time, son”

He likes variety- once 2nd place in the valley’s wrapped up, we can look forward to Moose playing all 9 positions

So, now we learn Gil has a second job writing Horoscopes

Moose’s problem is that he wants to be a star. He should just give up and settle for mediocrity. Let Gil be your role model, man.

Shouldn’t DD have reached the Bader house by now?

Solve your problem—tell me about it. I was All-Conference—pitching and hitting. At least Thorp didn’t send you to the Jaycees, who put me to work rewiring their clubhouse.