That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 28, 2018

ARTHUR: Morgan, we aren’t brother and sister in this painting because that would be ewww…

“Did you remember to turn the oven off?”

When Roy saw those perfect butt checks he knew this cruise would end too soon.

“Oh Arthur, I can’t wait to get you out of that sardine can. Tell me, how did you convinced your dad to let us go out together?”

“I’ll get to you right after I’ve seen to these guys.”

Things took a wrong turn when Lancelot tried to swim to shore.

“Now THAT will teach the Red Hen to snub my poor Sarah.”

I’d have a bad feeling wearing that suit out in a boat.

“Darling, if the steel wetsuit experiment fails, do you mind if I seek true love with that well-built chap at the tiller?”

So, as some have implicitly pointed out, this isn’t Lancelot at all, this is Arthur. And that’s not Guinevere at all either—that’s Morgan le Fay, his half-sister, giving him that sweetly chaste embrace. (NOT!) As for the burning town in the background, I don’t know who we have to thank for that. I don’t recall either Arthur or Lancelot ever burning a town, certainly not in connection with Morgan le Fay.

“Yes, he’s lashed to the mast, but do you REALLY think 50 strokes with the cat is proper punishment for looking at me like that?”

Not all of my new girlfriends are happy when I burn and pillage.

I didn’t know them very well…

Lance…. dude….. Safety 101 tells us to not leave lighters, matches, pipes or fire-breathing dragons (extinguished or alive) near flammables! We should report you to OSHA.

Morgan – I know you’re a sorceress, but did you have to create a nuclear power plant centuries too early?

" Artie, I can’t thank you enough, for getting us out of having dinner at Mom’s, tonight. "

Voyage of King Arthur and Morgan Le Fay to the Isle of Avalon: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Frank_William_Warwick_Topham_Voyage_of_King_Arthur_and_Morgan_Le_Fay_to_the_Isle_of_Avalon_1888.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://www.jigidi.com/jigsaw-puzzle/WKZMDIAT/Frank-William-Warwick-Topham-1828-1924-Hannah-turning-over-Samuel 

has info about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1984 (June 27, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“No, I dumped the dragon on that pile of old tires. Why do you ask?”

mike and marie were astounded as they didn’t order a pole dance on their honey moon cruise.

If it’s a boy you want to name him ‘Mordred’? Jeez, kinda dreary, isn’t it?

This is the cruise to Avalon? Arthur looks a little bit livelier than I expected. And I thought there were supposed to be three ladies escorting him, not one tramp and two buff dudes.

I guess something was lost in the re-telling