Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 17, 2018

You can reinvent yourself and should probably start by getting your hand out of your pants.

Good old Master Bader.

Won’t get any taller though

In all reality , Gee Barry no wonder you’re so short , your Dad put Chip Hilton on your shoulders and stunted your growth !

Problem solved faster than a 22 minute sitcom! Only took Neal & Rod all summer. P4 – “Chip” Bader singing “Help I’m A Rock”!

He’s got a chip on his shoulder period. Don’t blame baseball.

P1, Not to mention what he did to the back of your head.

P2, High school baseball for former State Champion Coach Gil Thorp! Also, I seem to recall Mr. and Mrs. Thing in the same pose as Mrs. Bader’s hands on an episode of The Addams Family.

P3, You’ve got a bright future if Hollywood decides to do a live-action version of “Snow White And The 7 Dwarfs” or a remake of “The Wizard Of Oz” or maybe “The Terror Of Tiny Town.”

How can you reinvent the wheel when you start with a blockhead?

Ma Bader could be more impactful if she put her glasses on the bridge of her nose, talking down to Barry like a politician.

Gee, bet Gil will be happy to see a watered-down Barry as the team has a chance for the playdowns

And, finally, this is why Mrs. B wanted DD there. For that nugget of wisdom.

That’s right, just like Moose, he reinvented himself into a 5th string QB and backup shortstop

Zzzzzzzzz……

Things that make you go hmmmmmm….

Hopefully, when these writers reach puberty the plot and dialog will improve. If a 5th grader brought this to me me it would merit a C-.

Now comes the Nagging…..

Without that chip on his shoulder, Barry probably wouldn’t have made the team, much less been a starter. Proving people wrong is the only motivation in sports.

Appears to be a lot of new commenters lately, maybe having stupid plots is a good thing.

Hopefully the next person who moves his five-star football playing son to Milford will be a psychiatrist. The Milford kids can get qualified help instead of getting advice from a 90-year old coach or a fellow student.

Panel three: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyK1bZZ7E-s

What’s with all the ears poking through hair in Milford?? Someone at the “Clip-N-Curl” needs to get a new style book.