Monty by Jim Meddick for July 28, 2018

Working on Haikus

The table you must now lose

Monty’s found his muse

Tell that kid over there playing candy crush to move!

That geek gave up his seat because he thot Monty was about to get medieval on their ass!!

Coffee Bars: 21st Century Communal Navel Gazing!

So we have a novel, a screenplay, haiku…I’m assuming the guy writing lymrics is in the bathroom.

Yeah? Well I am writing an epic poem about philosophers so that trumps all your pitiful little scribbles! Woo hoo!

Shouldn’t the haiku guy be writing folksy prop jokes? Because he looks like a cross between David Crosby and Gallagher!

If Monty’s writing a so called “Great Novel”, then I’ll read it if it’s about Fleshy, or that little Nuttingham dweeb.

I don’t recall ever being in a place where one customer approached another customer and asked to take over the place where they were sitting. Does anybody actually ever do that?

don’t novels often get adapted into movies?

Geesh! Such a hierarchy for tables at THAT coffee place! Monty, however, does not even merit the dreaded window bar area!

Very creative.

Haikus, screenplays, and novels.

Best of luck, authors.