Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 04, 2018

Home Association Bylaw 23465, section 343.7 — no cooked pasta sauces between Memorial Day and Labor Day.

Try a different one, Goat, and see what the HOA does; then you can sue.

Paint your house with 3 colors to match tomato, alfredo, and pesto.

Even if the HOA disagrees, I’ll go with alfredo… with chicken and broccoli mixed in.

I’ll go without the HOA. Staying in my freehold property, thank you very much.

HOA Covenant and Condition

165425.357 – No red sauce or beverage within the house

169925.357 – No food item that does not have an American sounding name

Alfredo!!!

If this is a second notice, that makes him a past pasta pesto pest.

No Alfredo for you!!

Just call a magician and pesto, he’ll be out of sight.

There are some compensations for living in a HOA prison camp. Some people living in one condo HOA found that their basement walls were crumbling and in danger of falling apart. As a group they were able to afford the fix as insurance wouldn’t cover it.

Because pesto is besto.

What a pesto.

Fettuccine Alfredo is Italian for fancy ass macaroni and cheese.

It all becomes clear now. See The Big Picture.

Get elected to the HOA board and create havoc….jes fer fun! ;o)

Now go & read today’s The Big Picture

Just to piss off the HOA I would do a creamy alfredo pesto sauce and then tell them to get bent lol.

Why would the HOA give a hoot about the type of pasta he cooks?

Go cook a bunch of cabbage and open the windows.

Can’ Those HOA creeps go get the crocs and get eaten?

Oh yum! I love Pesto!

He’ll no doubt require that they upgrade the ancient TV console.

What is “Alfredo”?

A good argument for having shutters on your windows, and keeping them shut, especially during hot days! Of course, the HOA would disallow shutters, ‘cause then they couldn’t spy.

Well, screw the HOA. Eat what you will and Invite the HOA spy over for dinner….

Yeah, no HOA for me. I’ll go and live in a castle, with a moat. I need my Prego.

What’s the HOA’s position on woodchippers? (Head-first or feet-first?)

I love pesto!

and so does the other guard duck