Pickles by Brian Crane for August 07, 2018

how would have Earl phrased it correctly?

“You probably wish I had artistic talent, like you do.”

In this case, it served Earl right.

Earl is green with envy… happy green but green all the more

At least you have an artistic nose now. Everybody’s gotta start somewhere.

Think before you speak, otherwise it may come out sounding much different than you want it to!

I hate spelling mistakes. Like “did’nt”.

I find it doesn’t do any good to lie in order to not hurt someone’s feelings. Tell the truth. The media should try it. :)

Are you trolling? I don’t purposely hurt other people’s feelings. The old adage is " If you don’t have something nice to say don’t say anything at all ."

That’s Earl for you, open mouth insert foot.

Why is it ? Why do we guys not know when to shut up ?

It’s always that last sentence or phrase that puts us in the marital dog house !

A stroke of genius,Opal.Earl,and Andy could be Christmas ornaments.One green nose.One red ;)

Earl looks good in green. There are no mistakes in art just creative opportunities.

Earl, Earl, Earl………….such a slow learner

Earl needs to learn the definition of ‘tact’.