Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 02, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    Donā€™t do Facebook if you believe in privacy.

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    knight1192a  over 6 years ago

    Hate to break it to you, Rat, but Facebook has yet to take over everything. Myself and a few others havenā€™t yet bothered to join. A I donā€™t plan to ever join.

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    The Moose Group  over 6 years ago

    I foresee a day where Facebok tries to take over the world and is destroyed by the alpha and omega of the internetā€¦ā€¦. Amazon.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I ā€˜joinedā€™ FB a few years ago because I needed to reply to a post. Havenā€™t been on since, but I get a daily email telling me I have dozens of connections pendingā€¦. I just ignore and delete. Iā€™m old fashioned, and appreciate privacy.

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    And the worst part is that Zuckerberg is dating Ashley now.

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    Stray Suede Mutt  over 6 years ago

    No interest in facelessbook here either.

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    TMO1 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I was never willing to create a public dossier on myself for Facebook. I have never, and will never, be a member of Facebook.

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    55fishwood Premium Member over 6 years ago

    1984

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    Breadboard  over 6 years ago

    Croc Power ! ā€¦ā€¦.only thing unfaceing-book is good for is signing into other sitesā€¦ā€¦otherwise donā€™t use it

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    Earthling Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Look at that. He can see all our comments from up there. Now heā€™s found us.

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    Ksandler4570  over 6 years ago

    Eh, Steph is starting to get a little too current and political. Iā€™d rather see puns.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Hey, now. I share these strips daily in Pearls Before Swine group on Facebook. And Steph has a Facbook page of Pearls Before Swine where he shares some of his most favorite Pearls strips. AND he also has a Facebook account

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    DaBoogadie  over 6 years ago

    Privacyā€¦ archaic colloquialism

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    Aubrey Dacus  over 6 years ago

    Who knew that Mark was BIG BROTHER

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    kelseyjayne25  over 6 years ago

    I thought FB was going down in popularity and things like Snapchat and Instagram are more the thing now?

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    Masterskrain  over 6 years ago

    See THIS stupidity??

    https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/fox-news-host-laura-ingraham-suggests-government-take-facebook-twitter-like-public-utilities/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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    Qiset  over 6 years ago

    Letā€™s all move to MeWe.comā€¦

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    Ermine Notyours  over 6 years ago

    I didnā€™t know you could say that word in the comics. Maybe the police officer should have said, ā€œWhere were you on the night of August turdy turd?ā€

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    jc17  over 6 years ago

    So how might we verify that www.startpage.com (or any other random URL) ā€œdoesnā€™t spy on usā€? As a programmer who has written the code behind a number of web sites, Iā€™m sorta curious about how I could go about checking whether another site is doing things that I know how to do and I donā€™t want done to me. ;-)

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Facebook the almighty! Sure glad Iā€™ve never seen the need to join.

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    the lost wizard  over 6 years ago

    Itā€™s much easier to just have another beer and ignore things.

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    scopemaker  over 6 years ago

    Iā€™m banned from FacePalmBook at the present because some snowflake got his feelings hurt just from a joke picture of Hitler looking for Donny ā€œabout this tallā€. This cartoon is right on the money.

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    DarthRevan  over 6 years ago

    Interesting that Rat decided to use ā€œratā€ as an insult in his stripā€¦

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    JPuzzleWhiz  over 6 years ago

    Hey, no fair ā€” if I used that 4-letter ā€œTā€ word in panel 4, Iā€™d get banned! ;o)

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 6 years ago

    Huh. Itā€™s a central tenet of Zuckerburg et al.ā€˜s religion that there should be no privacy for anyone, anywhere, at any time, and itā€™s to the point where the entire internet reflects that. FB, Google and even Amazon try to track oneā€™s use of and behavior on the internet EVEN IF one doesnā€™t have an open account. They believe they know everyoneā€™s economic status, religion, sexual orientation, political beliefs, etc. Whatā€™s more, you have NO access to those files to change and correct, let alone eliminate, them.

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    On the Internet and out in the world in general, our privacy is crumbling. Some of it is unavoidable (e. g. license plate readers, driverā€™s license photos, surveillance cameras everywhere). Itā€™s all pernicious, and I do my best to not make it easy for them. I do my internet searching with DuckDuckGo which says it does not track one and it works as well as Google. I wonā€™t have a smart-phone or use E-Z Pass (location trackers, both), I use cash as much as possible and will not join ā€œshopperā€™s clubs,ā€ I avoid ALL social media, and outfits like Google, like the plague, likewise the ā€œfreeā€ e-mail services which read your e-mail, I use cookie and digital fingerprinting blocking (Privacy Badger & Privacy Possum) and script blockers/managers (NoScript et al.) on my various web browsers, and Iā€™m on the Internet via a paid, thank you, VPN (PIA or NordVPN) which masks my IP address and location and also very effectively blocks ads (which can be dangerous) as part of itā€™s service. And just try to get my SS# out of me or get me to sit still for an I. D. photo. Resist! (and I havenā€™t seen a targeted ad in agesā€¦)

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    B UTTONS  over 6 years ago

    Another case solved by Robert Muellerā€™s Russian interference investigation

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    jel354  over 6 years ago

    Humorously enough, I just posted this strip on Facebook.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    If something is free, itā€™s because you arenā€™t the customer. Youā€™re the product.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Where is Liā€™l Guard Duck and his BOFORS twin-40 mm ack-ack when you need him? Thereā€™s an enemy Up There! Of course, it was amusing not too long ago to see Markie Z lose someteen billion in a day when FB took a hitā€¦.

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    WCraft  over 6 years ago

    Ashley on Zuckerbergā€™s payroll?

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    FREEDOM!  over 6 years ago

    I lost my DEETA

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    *real* Guard Duck  over 3 years ago

    smash your computers and throw your phones in the water.

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