Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 17, 2018

Yummy in the tummy!

But since the customer is always right i’ll just pop over to the playground and pick out a nice fat juicy one ma’am.

Brutus Thornapple’s mother-in-law makes a crossover appearance from The Born Loser.

You might want to be careful with that glass of water.

“Make it happen, man! There will be a substantial tip involved!”

I think the Marketing Department needs to focus on reaching some different clientele.

“I’ll have the Urchin Scampi with a side of Tot Tators, please!”

Wasn’t it W.C Fields who said that he loved children… fricasseed?

That witch is going to wind up shoved in her own oven one of these days.

But this is a family restaurant! You can’t claim to serve families and then not even have them on the menu.

Then I’ll just skip to dessert and have the gingerbread.

and I so had my heart set on a leg-o-kid

FALSE ADVERTISING!

I like children! They taste like chicken!

Check out the “baby food” menu…

SNORT!

“And I’ll have a little dog, too.”

Witches Be Loco!

Stay away from the sandwitches.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal

It’s a good thing more of them didn’t come. The waiter would have trouble telling which witch is which.

Baby. The other other white meat.

I am reminded of the poem “The sleepy giant” by Charles E. Carryl.

Classic Coverly- subtle hilarity at it’s best.

My, English is really peculiar with these apostrophes.