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The martial tone of âOh say can youâ is distasteful, anachronistic, and unnecessary; the music is unsingable without a trained voice (and just the right key, to boot); and the versification is awkward and clunky. The point about actually naming the country is good, too.
All in all, weâre stuck with a monument to bad taste and impracticality. Maybe thatâs perfect for the immediate present, come to think of it, but a National Anthem should be more universal.
What about Eve of Destruction by Barry McGuire? Leave the first verse as is. Rewrite the second verse to be about global warming and the polluted oceans. Rewrite the third verse to be about school gun violence and the gun violence in Chicago. Rewrite the fourth verse, the finale, to be about Putin, Kim, and Trump.
The irony is that most of the people protesting African-American players kneeling for the anthem are usually to be found chatting on their phones, standing in line for beer/peeing, or laughing and joking with each other while said anthem is being played.
And count me in as another vote for the âStar Spangled Bannerâ NOT being the anthem of this nation.
I suppose Hugh Laurieâs song âAmericaâ from the old show âA Bit of Fry & Laurieâ wouldnât offend many and the lyrics are certainly easy enough to remember: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyHSjv9gxlE
Letâs just have everybody chant âUSA! USA! USA!â for three minutes and call that our national anthem. Itâs in everybodyâs range, and itâs almost impossible to forget the wordsâŠ
I love this. Letâs talk about what song to sing for a national anthem instead of a conversation about better police training and equal justice (instead of âjustâusâ).
I donât care what you do during the Anthem, as long as you donât make me stand and take off my hat for God Bless America during the 7th Inning Stretch.
strictures over 6 years ago
Key was a proponent of slavery. For that reason alone, we should switch to America the Beautiful, as the national anthem.
Linguist over 6 years ago
For âsing-abilityâ Iâd opt for Woody Guthrieâs âThis Land Is My Landâ
However, I âAmerica The Beautifulâ has always been my top pick for the National Anthem.
Count me as one of the Francis Scott Key haters !
thc1776 over 6 years ago
How about âGod Bless America?â Truely a stirring song, especially sung by Kate Smith.
buckman-j over 6 years ago
It would be nice if we, like many other countries, mention the Country in our Anthem
AndrewSihler over 6 years ago
The martial tone of âOh say can youâ is distasteful, anachronistic, and unnecessary; the music is unsingable without a trained voice (and just the right key, to boot); and the versification is awkward and clunky. The point about actually naming the country is good, too.
All in all, weâre stuck with a monument to bad taste and impracticality. Maybe thatâs perfect for the immediate present, come to think of it, but a National Anthem should be more universal.
For a Just and Peaceful World over 6 years ago
What about Eve of Destruction by Barry McGuire? Leave the first verse as is. Rewrite the second verse to be about global warming and the polluted oceans. Rewrite the third verse to be about school gun violence and the gun violence in Chicago. Rewrite the fourth verse, the finale, to be about Putin, Kim, and Trump.
fritzoid Premium Member over 6 years ago
âAmerican Girlâ by Tom Petty or GTFO.
Ubermick over 6 years ago
The irony is that most of the people protesting African-American players kneeling for the anthem are usually to be found chatting on their phones, standing in line for beer/peeing, or laughing and joking with each other while said anthem is being played.
And count me in as another vote for the âStar Spangled Bannerâ NOT being the anthem of this nation.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 6 years ago
No Tank, the emotional period is over. A lot of us just donât watch the NFL any more and have gone to NCAA football.
Guilty Bystander over 6 years ago
I suppose Hugh Laurieâs song âAmericaâ from the old show âA Bit of Fry & Laurieâ wouldnât offend many and the lyrics are certainly easy enough to remember: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyHSjv9gxlE
fritzoid Premium Member over 6 years ago
Letâs just have everybody chant âUSA! USA! USA!â for three minutes and call that our national anthem. Itâs in everybodyâs range, and itâs almost impossible to forget the wordsâŠ
William Bludworth Premium Member over 6 years ago
I love this. Letâs talk about what song to sing for a national anthem instead of a conversation about better police training and equal justice (instead of âjustâusâ).
Artie Adams over 6 years ago
I donât care what you do during the Anthem, as long as you donât make me stand and take off my hat for God Bless America during the 7th Inning Stretch.