The weather is really bad… the “POLICE” sign appears to be retreating into the building and now we have five unmarked decoy cars! Do marked decoy cars have “DECOY” on the sides?
Mordred’s known to have associates? Since when? And it’s about time these yutzes thought about the weather. Now are those five decoy cars (with three or four decoy Mordreds) taking the same route as Thick?
In panels three and five, if hes so worried about Dick and the weather why doesnt he go out there and make sure hes okay? Why doesnt he phone him on the wrist geenee? You know, do something to make sure this man doesnt botch everything up! Oh wait, thats asking too much from them. Do they even leave the station anymore? Maybe Dick is so sick of his job he messes everything up on purpose.
What is going on here? Locher has wasted a week backtracking and hasnt even gotten to the point where he left off with the four flat tires? I thought we were supposed to do a recap and then see whats coming up ahead, we dont see anything we havent seen already and nothing is coming up besides more singing from Mordred.
Wait, how is Mordred singing? I thought he was sedated. Shouldnt he be muttering nonsense if he can talk?
And how is Dick driving like that? Is he driving with one arm leaned to the side? Very unsafe way to drive if you ask me, especially during a storm. Maybe that should be the next Crime Stoppers Textbook entry. ’Dont lean to the side and drive with one arm during a snow storm. Its unsafe.’ And why is Mordred wearing a gray suit? I thought it was orange.
Excellent work wndrwrthg, I know Im late but I must say you really are gifted at this.
If he has associates who are likely to help him, then this decoy scheme is superbly dumb. The sort of cover you want here isn’t a rainstorm, it’s a bunch of cops with weapons, body armor and open eyes.
Meanwhile, what’s up between Testicle Chin and Officer Androgynous, whose hair matches TC’s coat?
The “Cop ahead” is signaling about multiple cars with multiple flat tires…but that was weeks ago, so Locher is senile.
The “Cop ahead” is signaling about something that’s mutually-exclusive to the flat-tire obstacle we’ve already been told about…so Locher is senile.
And there is no way to decide between the two possibilities.
Serial killers normally have one MO. They stick to it and perfect it. Perhaps Mordred’s MO is to block intersections and kill people who take alternate routes. His associates have become copycat killers, each choosing a different intersection.
Unmarked decoy cars. How do any potential attackers tell them from all other unmarked cars? Why should any attackers even notice them? They’d have their eyes on official vehicles. The purpose of a decoy is to attract attention!
Eyes on your neck, eyes from the front, staring, assessing you?
I tell you, in all this confusion it’s those slatted yellow dashboard dials that frighten me. They look just like another pair of Mordred’s ‘focused’ eyes summing up opportunities.
Then those unmarked decoy cars (with look alike actors), nobody has seen them, how can they deflect any threat if we and/or the bad guys cant see them ? All said players remain “off camera”. Nowhere in sight ? Do they exist ?
And Lizz has thrown the Kitchen Sink at the problem, increasing decoy cars and actors 3 now - up to five !
And poor Sam can’t get in any action. His leg chain, is locked right there in HQ. So he plays the ‘quip’ man - just stroking his testicle chin and getting satisfaction from vocalizing as the Prophet of Doom
Then, were those four cars with the flat tires, decoy vehicles disabled by Mordred’s forces ? We don’t know !
Locher has done a masterful job of foreshadowing the existence of background forces (good and evil), but not the slightest pictorial hint that they are on the ‘move’ or indeed, that they DO exist (?) Maybe we have just another “NOTHING” caper, one ‘purged’ with Teevo magic, words lacking body or substance, while the Artist slips a frail script and yet another Faceless Villain across the pages of the comic strip.
Time for Dicky to pick up a little more of (his), what makes the World ‘go round’, and show us something beyond repetition and unending rain and ‘small talk’.
Yeah,they’re right about that. A predator reached thru the monitor and grabbed my kid about 5 years ago–Haven’t seen him since. I guess he’s somewhere in cyber space.
I just noticed the secret message in the window that Liz is looking at. Those are not random zig zags, they are actually letters. The top window pane is JIYUL, the second ZVA, The third looks like FIV. Time to get out my Dick Tracy decoder badge.
Since Mordred is obviously a Willie Nelson fan, Thick is going to ask him to do “On The Road Again”, and is handing him the steering wheel to pluck like a guitar. Next thing you know, Thick is going to ask him if he can 2-step.
Do they even make printers that use that fan-fold paper with sprocket holes in the side any more?
We still use those things where I work. They print out our manifests on them. The dot-matrix system is old as the hills and twice as dusty, but it’s the only printer that can do carbon copy printing on NCR paper. Laserjets and Inkjets can’t do it.
Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
Which makes Mordred delightful,
and since this strip doesn’t know where to go,
Let it snow, Let it snow, let it snow
Never mind this stuff about Mordred, Thick, what about Simon Penn? He’s gone missing, along with all his posts! What happened to him? Did Simple Simon meet a pie man … one who serves a dark and a hungry god?
He sees blue skies at night (blue skies at night)
Ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho, ha ha, ho ho ho
Blue skies at night (blue skies at night)
Ho ho
Ho ho, ho, ha ha, ho ho ho
Should have heeded my warning, it’s just
Sunday morning
‘Running, hiding, lost”
You’ll find, it’s the Tracy we know
Blue skies at night (blue skies at night)
Ho Ho
Ho ho ho, ha ha, ho ho ho
Mordred’s taking over
And he’s aiming
right at you
Mordred said you’ll be dead by morning
Seeing is believing
He sees blue skies at night (blue skies at night)
Ho ho
Ho ho ho, ho, ho, ho.
Great one Rightwingmoron.
Thanks mrbribery, Michael McMillan, Sydney and Nvash.
@ Michael Mc., some come easy, others not so. Some are abandoned along the wayside. I have several pages of stuff that I did not finish. Song parodies are easier because the structure is already there. Until I started writing things here I never composed a poem in my life, though I have dabbled with haiku.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ almost 14 years ago
The weather is really bad… the “POLICE” sign appears to be retreating into the building and now we have five unmarked decoy cars! Do marked decoy cars have “DECOY” on the sides?
Bill Thompson almost 14 years ago
Mordred’s known to have associates? Since when? And it’s about time these yutzes thought about the weather. Now are those five decoy cars (with three or four decoy Mordreds) taking the same route as Thick?
Steve Bartholomew almost 14 years ago
And a hearty ho ho ho. Love that spokeless steering wheel.
Midnite almost 14 years ago
In panels three and five, if hes so worried about Dick and the weather why doesnt he go out there and make sure hes okay? Why doesnt he phone him on the wrist geenee? You know, do something to make sure this man doesnt botch everything up! Oh wait, thats asking too much from them. Do they even leave the station anymore? Maybe Dick is so sick of his job he messes everything up on purpose.
What is going on here? Locher has wasted a week backtracking and hasnt even gotten to the point where he left off with the four flat tires? I thought we were supposed to do a recap and then see whats coming up ahead, we dont see anything we havent seen already and nothing is coming up besides more singing from Mordred.
Wait, how is Mordred singing? I thought he was sedated. Shouldnt he be muttering nonsense if he can talk?
And how is Dick driving like that? Is he driving with one arm leaned to the side? Very unsafe way to drive if you ask me, especially during a storm. Maybe that should be the next Crime Stoppers Textbook entry. ’Dont lean to the side and drive with one arm during a snow storm. Its unsafe.’ And why is Mordred wearing a gray suit? I thought it was orange.
Excellent work wndrwrthg, I know Im late but I must say you really are gifted at this.
Bill Thompson almost 14 years ago
That laugh–is Dr. Mordred really D-cubed?
If he has associates who are likely to help him, then this decoy scheme is superbly dumb. The sort of cover you want here isn’t a rainstorm, it’s a bunch of cops with weapons, body armor and open eyes.
Meanwhile, what’s up between Testicle Chin and Officer Androgynous, whose hair matches TC’s coat?
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Perhaps it will now be five cars with flat tires, maybe even six… One never knows anymore.
mrbribery almost 14 years ago
Mordred has associates. And if they do real well, they’ll be promoted to assistants!
Bill Thompson almost 14 years ago
Is the crossing guard wearing sunglasses?
Bill Thompson almost 14 years ago
Running on recaps, Gweedo Murray? Locher is running on something else:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJYRtOPUonA
And it’s singalong with Doc time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG38CPjjXkU
FLIGHT SUIT almost 14 years ago
The car has changed shape again. Now it appears to be a three door hatchback of some sort.
Elexia almost 14 years ago
How is that wheel even attached to the car?
riley05 almost 14 years ago
There’s two possibilities:
The “Cop ahead” is signaling about multiple cars with multiple flat tires…but that was weeks ago, so Locher is senile. The “Cop ahead” is signaling about something that’s mutually-exclusive to the flat-tire obstacle we’ve already been told about…so Locher is senile.Bill Thompson almost 14 years ago
And there is no way to decide between the two possibilities.
Serial killers normally have one MO. They stick to it and perfect it. Perhaps Mordred’s MO is to block intersections and kill people who take alternate routes. His associates have become copycat killers, each choosing a different intersection.
Unmarked decoy cars. How do any potential attackers tell them from all other unmarked cars? Why should any attackers even notice them? They’d have their eyes on official vehicles. The purpose of a decoy is to attract attention!
JCFremont almost 14 years ago
He’s known to have Associates? Oh, I get it. He’s J.C.Penney! HA HA HA HO HO HA!
Dr. Midnight almost 14 years ago
Do they even make printers that use that fan-fold paper with sprocket holes in the side any more?
You could probably buy one with a fresh, crisp $1,000 bill!
OldTracy almost 14 years ago
Maybe Spacy could ask Mordred if he does requests. Spacy could ask him to sing “Chains”.
CougarAllen almost 14 years ago
Parents, are you letting your children use your computer? Beware of letting them read Dick Tracy – it’ll rot their brains! :O
-Cougar :{)
Jtranser almost 14 years ago
What this strip needs are the OTHER Tracys: Scott, Alan, Virgil, Gordon and John.
Bill Thompson almost 14 years ago
No one can accuse Dr. Mordred of looking at the world through rose-colored goggles.
Remarkably, both the sheriff and that little boardpecker in the textbook look quite human.
LudwigVonDrake almost 14 years ago
We’ll NEVER see or hear from the decoy cars ever again. Locher’s continuity issues strike again!
JCFremont almost 14 years ago
Is that the internet predator hiding around the corner? So that’s how they do it.
runar almost 14 years ago
J.C. Penny is to upscale for this strip. He barely comes up to Wal-Mart standards.
billdi Premium Member almost 14 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQzlJRjXSGY
good ones BT and rightwing!
drunkoncoffee almost 14 years ago
Since they did not inform Thick that Moredred has associates, it is safe to assume, the authorities want Thick Spacy dead
sydney almost 14 years ago
Eyes on your neck, eyes from the front, staring, assessing you?
I tell you, in all this confusion it’s those slatted yellow dashboard dials that frighten me. They look just like another pair of Mordred’s ‘focused’ eyes summing up opportunities.
Then those unmarked decoy cars (with look alike actors), nobody has seen them, how can they deflect any threat if we and/or the bad guys cant see them ? All said players remain “off camera”. Nowhere in sight ? Do they exist ? And Lizz has thrown the Kitchen Sink at the problem, increasing decoy cars and actors 3 now - up to five !
And poor Sam can’t get in any action. His leg chain, is locked right there in HQ. So he plays the ‘quip’ man - just stroking his testicle chin and getting satisfaction from vocalizing as the Prophet of Doom
Then, were those four cars with the flat tires, decoy vehicles disabled by Mordred’s forces ? We don’t know !
Locher has done a masterful job of foreshadowing the existence of background forces (good and evil), but not the slightest pictorial hint that they are on the ‘move’ or indeed, that they DO exist (?) Maybe we have just another “NOTHING” caper, one ‘purged’ with Teevo magic, words lacking body or substance, while the Artist slips a frail script and yet another Faceless Villain across the pages of the comic strip.
Time for Dicky to pick up a little more of (his), what makes the World ‘go round’, and show us something beyond repetition and unending rain and ‘small talk’.
Groundzero7 almost 14 years ago
Yeah,they’re right about that. A predator reached thru the monitor and grabbed my kid about 5 years ago–Haven’t seen him since. I guess he’s somewhere in cyber space.
pauls_1_99 almost 14 years ago
WE GET IT!!! Dick has a dangerous man in the back seat and he is driving in a rainstorm…MOVE ON!!!!
And kid, don’t worry about internet preditors so much, worry about THAT CREEP LOOKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER!!
Steve Bartholomew almost 14 years ago
I just noticed the secret message in the window that Liz is looking at. Those are not random zig zags, they are actually letters. The top window pane is JIYUL, the second ZVA, The third looks like FIV. Time to get out my Dick Tracy decoder badge.
puddleglum1066 almost 14 years ago
“Parents–letting your kids use your computer? Be sure to empty the porn from the cache first!”
Morrow Cummings almost 14 years ago
Since Mordred is obviously a Willie Nelson fan, Thick is going to ask him to do “On The Road Again”, and is handing him the steering wheel to pluck like a guitar. Next thing you know, Thick is going to ask him if he can 2-step.
Bill Thompson almost 14 years ago
No, that’s Locher’s costume.
mjmsprt40 almost 14 years ago
Dr.Midnight said, about 9 hours ago
Do they even make printers that use that fan-fold paper with sprocket holes in the side any more?
We still use those things where I work. They print out our manifests on them. The dot-matrix system is old as the hills and twice as dusty, but it’s the only printer that can do carbon copy printing on NCR paper. Laserjets and Inkjets can’t do it.
thejensens almost 14 years ago
Oh, the weather outside is frightful, Which makes Mordred delightful, and since this strip doesn’t know where to go, Let it snow, Let it snow, let it snow
————————————————————————-
Crimestoppers -
using dad’s computer?????
Don’t worry about predators.
You might find out that Dad is a Predator.
veldy almost 14 years ago
One problem with the decoy cars, they all have flat tires
Bill Thompson almost 14 years ago
Never mind this stuff about Mordred, Thick, what about Simon Penn? He’s gone missing, along with all his posts! What happened to him? Did Simple Simon meet a pie man … one who serves a dark and a hungry god?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3cQLFab9Ok
wndrwrthg almost 14 years ago
To the tune of Red Skies by the Fixx
He sees blue skies at night (blue skies at night) Ho, ho Ho, ho, ho, ha ha, ho ho ho Blue skies at night (blue skies at night) Ho ho Ho ho, ho, ha ha, ho ho ho Should have heeded my warning, it’s just Sunday morning ‘Running, hiding, lost” You’ll find, it’s the Tracy we know Blue skies at night (blue skies at night) Ho Ho Ho ho ho, ha ha, ho ho ho Mordred’s taking over And he’s aiming right at you Mordred said you’ll be dead by morning Seeing is believing He sees blue skies at night (blue skies at night) Ho ho Ho ho ho, ho, ho, ho.
Great one Rightwingmoron. Thanks mrbribery, Michael McMillan, Sydney and Nvash. @ Michael Mc., some come easy, others not so. Some are abandoned along the wayside. I have several pages of stuff that I did not finish. Song parodies are easier because the structure is already there. Until I started writing things here I never composed a poem in my life, though I have dabbled with haiku.