Jim Morin for August 17, 2018

Fleabag

Who’s a good dog? Not this cur!

He’s clearly got distemper. Gotta put him down.

Bad dog! No biscuit! (he could stand to miss a few anyway)

“…If I owned a dog that looked like that, I’d shave its ass and make it walk backwards…”

Time for the “Old Yeller” solution…

I look at many of the comments and think, my gosh that’s harsh, and then remember who they are talking about and click ‘LIKE’.

Love it!

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You ain’t nothing but a Hund dog

Lying all the time.

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The dog takes away security clearances of people who get to close to the truth.

Junkyard dawg!

Cur?

The resident is not a dog… He is more like a fire hydrant that spews lies in gushes….. Dogs should not be maligned by being used to describe the foulness of the resident….. In fact there is no species of animal that wouldn’t be insulted to be compared to that pestilence in the Offal Orifice!!!!!!!

Oh come ON!!! An ankle-biting, tiny-mouthed, mean-tempered, distemper-ridden chihuahua would be more like it. (With apologies to all chihuahuas everywhere.)

The National Security people are about fed up with the mutt.

WOW! Jim, you sure unleashed a torrent of some very funny remarks about with your rendering that cur in the WH – Thanks!

He’s a Pit-wiener.

“But he only calls FAKE NEWS “the enemy of the people” .

Except that that is whatever he disagrees with, and HE’s “the people” it’s the enemy of.