F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 04, 2018

I presume Scott Adams’s doppelgängers: Dylan, Walter, and Alicia.

I’ve always wanted a job that would let me work in my drawers.

File under “E” for expendible.

Shouldn’t it be vertical lockers ? It’s apparently much healthier to stand all day at a desk than sit in a cubicle.

At least he got a private drawer.

He adapted but was disappointed because he always thought of himself as top drawer material.

Seems roomier than some of the damn cubicles I have seen some folks have to work in.

How efficient.

I wonder if they also devised a new Dresser Code…?

He worked all day in his drawers.

Not efficient. They can’t use the drawer above him.

I actually had a job where my desk, chair and tabourete just fit inside a filing closet.

Seems about right, coffin like and one step closer to the grave.

That would leave me flat, sorry.

Holy Crap! Don’t be giving management any ideas!

Oh Dear God! Don’t give management any more ideas!