The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 10, 2018

Is this the episode where Mommy leaves Daddy?

As I recall, she takes the kids and they finally move into the square panel she’s always wanted…

one where she can hang pictures on the walls…. and a regular stove and refrigerator fit into the kitchen.

Um, daddy’s attention span is as short as Billy’s and he tends to wander across the internet.

At first I thought that was Elroy.

It would be fantastic to see this set up as the actual Sunday strip for the Circus.

Dad: Well, Billy, sometimes, when a mommy and daddy are angry at one another, and the mommy’s being frigid and spiteful …

That’s why, when I surf porn, I use the “incognito” setting…

They didn’t have internet back then.

Daddy likes to check out MapQuest.

Wow. A couple years ago I made a joke similar to this on the Family Circus comments section, and wound up being banned for three months. Or maybe it was the wood chipper joke. At any rate, the folks on the other hosting site can be a bit sensitive about these things.

Daddy, what is Redtube?

Probably the penultimate panel.

Insert melonhead joke here…

Shoot. There’s a whole sort of cottage industry on the Internet, recaptioning Family Circus. There’s Dysfunctional Family Circus, Nietzsche Family Circus, and a bunch that you’ll need to disable your safe surfing filters to see.

Not funny! One clean thing left in life and you want to tarnish it.

Was Daddy websurfing the ‘selling children to the circus’ website again?

Daddy, can I get an xhamster?

Someone forgot that the title includes “The.”

This is a comic I never bother to look at. Maybe I should start.

Again without a doubt, this one of the most bullied comic strip ever!

Just for Yux, why not fast-forward Family Circus ahead, say, 30yrs. I wonder……?

“Daddy, why won’t Mommy explain hair color inheritance to me?”

“I’d like to hear her explanation, too.”