Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for September 16, 2018

What’s the joke? Is it a “wake”??

Plain dead or Playin’ dead?

They may be expecting him to get up, just playing dead as Egrayjames says.

Look for tire tracks.

His name is Lazarus … ;-)

Best “playing possum” ever – William Shatner in Over The Hedge.

Wake him when it’s over.

The suspense is killing them.

The last few mornings I’ve had a possum greet me when I go out to pick up the paper. It just looks at me and wanders along.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To show the possum it could be done.

It’s his third funeral this week.

Final stop – Roadkill Cafe !

This may not be his first funeral, fool’em once.

DUH! they are checking to see if he is playing “possum”