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Humpty’s a bad egg, a hard-boiled con man who poached other brokers’ clients. But he didn’t deserve this. The cops better whisk him away before someone starts beating what’s left of him. Besides, the coppers’ll get Humpty to roll over easy on his accomplices under interrogation, too.
“It’s Easter in Reading – a bad time for eggs – and no one can remember the last sunny day. Humpty Dumpty, well-known nursery favourite, large egg, ex-convict and former millionaire philanthropist is found shattered beneath a wall in a shabby area of town.”
Kind&Kinder over 6 years ago
Heck, I always thought he was a good egg, but now the yolks on him,,,or,,,um..on us.
whataboytjiex2 over 6 years ago
On top of everything else, he will now have to shell out for YUGE medical expenses!
Nyckname over 6 years ago
Often? He can do that more’n once?
Gent over 6 years ago
Omelette, anyone?
danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago
Wall Street lays another egg.
J Short over 6 years ago
What is this some kind of yolk?
J Short over 6 years ago
Now we can test that, “It was so hot, you could fry an egg on the sidewalk.”
Stevefk over 6 years ago
He really cracked when the market went into free fall.
osceola over 6 years ago
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall (street)
Humpty Dumpty had a great (market) fall
And all the king’s bears
And all the king’s bulls
Couldn’t put Humpty back together in full.
And all because of the trade war with China.
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
Humpty’s a bad egg, a hard-boiled con man who poached other brokers’ clients. But he didn’t deserve this. The cops better whisk him away before someone starts beating what’s left of him. Besides, the coppers’ll get Humpty to roll over easy on his accomplices under interrogation, too.
Less Monday... More Friday over 6 years ago
Not sure about Humpty, but for the average person boose will do that too. Good thing I’m not average…
Nate England over 6 years ago
Poor Humpty took it to EGG-stremes! THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT!
domscom over 6 years ago
The yolk is on him.
SunflowerGirl100 over 6 years ago
A fun novel that examines how and why Humpty fell is The Big Over Easy by Jasper Fforde.
posstockhoarder over 6 years ago
Well, his sunny side is up!
Al Nala over 6 years ago
Stay far away from open windows!
Nuliajuk over 6 years ago
“It’s Easter in Reading – a bad time for eggs – and no one can remember the last sunny day. Humpty Dumpty, well-known nursery favourite, large egg, ex-convict and former millionaire philanthropist is found shattered beneath a wall in a shabby area of town.”
The Big Over Easy by Jasper Fforde
gorbasche2 over 6 years ago
Evidently the people through the windows have no lower bodies.
Lablubber over 6 years ago
This cartoon cracked him up, literally.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
Humpty Dumpty was a cannon still Tinniel made him and Eggman for Lewis Carroll.
pcolli over 6 years ago
His name was Al Bumen.
Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Of course this would have to happen today.”
“What’s today?”
“Wednesday.”
“What does that have to— No. No, don’t say it.”
“It’s Humpty.”
Obi-Haiv over 6 years ago
Two strips in the same day with a Humpty Dumpty reference? Was this intentional? https://www.gocomics.com/inthebleachers/2018/09/20