About 70 years ago, my Grandmother bought a big batch of baby chicks and gave one to my Mum to raise. Mum named him Joey and he became her shadow, followed her everywhere. She loved her little pet. One day Mum & Dad went into the city for supplies and when they came home found “Joey” plucked, cooked and on the kitchen table in a canning jar. We moved 500 miles away shortly after that.
joegee about 6 years ago
Lucy Van Pelt’s father?
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 6 years ago
He fried your pet hen, along with the egg you were going to use to make brownies.
littlejohn Premium Member about 6 years ago
You might want to relight it quickly. The gas build up could be a new and worse problem if you don’t burn some off.
bigcatbusiness about 6 years ago
What’s wrong with how he is now Wizard? If he stays that way, he won’t fry any more pet chickens.
car2ner about 6 years ago
I’m going to think of this every time my dogs want to play with the hose.
jagedlo about 6 years ago
Heck, Wiz….you could have a great business selling rotissare chicken to supermarkets!
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 6 years ago
About 70 years ago, my Grandmother bought a big batch of baby chicks and gave one to my Mum to raise. Mum named him Joey and he became her shadow, followed her everywhere. She loved her little pet. One day Mum & Dad went into the city for supplies and when they came home found “Joey” plucked, cooked and on the kitchen table in a canning jar. We moved 500 miles away shortly after that.
WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago
Alternate punch line and direction: Dragon eats water drinking dog and Wizard says: “how cute”
Gent about 6 years ago
You forget, Henry. You’re a fire type Pokémon; you’re weak against water.