F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 24, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 6 years ago

    um… you give Timmy ten apples?

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    chris_weaver  about 6 years ago

    Another annoying word problem!

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    electricshadow Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Is this a pre-law class?

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    Superfrog  about 6 years ago

    Tell Timmy that if he gives you one of his apples then you’ll have enough to make cider and some of it is sure to trickle on him.

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    whahoppened  about 6 years ago

    “Timmy, you wouldn’t want these. See, someone has already taken a bite out of ’em.”

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  about 6 years ago

    So I guess it is a political class.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Offer to sell 5 apples to Timmy.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 6 years ago

    Bake a pie.

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    brewingbiker  about 6 years ago

    Whats unfair about it? Unless you took them from Timmy, tell Timmy to go get his own apples.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Simple. Tell Timmy that he has to give back the two apples, to the community, of which you are the collective representative.

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    Iron Pounder  about 6 years ago

    Can’t be done. Timmy want’s his “fair share.” Doesn’t care how hard you worked for your 12 apples.

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    ComicRelief  about 6 years ago

    Current school textbooks would be unlikely to use the name “Timmy.” They usually include diverse names from hispanic, middle eastern, or asian areas. Going forward, “Timmy” is a little too gender-specific for modern times. “Chris” would be better.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 6 years ago

    lie….just lie

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    J Short  about 6 years ago

    Figure out how many apples he will accept as a bribe.

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    gmitchell  about 6 years ago

    Find someone with no apples and convince Timmy that person is trying to steal his apples. Get Timmy to spend his apples building a wall and buying guns to keep the other people out. It seems to work with at least a third of the population.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Have six and give him six, or give the twelve apples to someone else, and neither of you will eat them

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    jlbrown7  about 6 years ago

    Easy. Timmy went to the apple tree and picked two apples. I went to the apple tree and picked twelve apples. How is it possible that’s not fair?

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Never mind class that Timmy was shooting up when the apple picking occured.

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    hooglah  about 6 years ago

    School for liberals…..

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    Bill The Nuke  about 6 years ago

    Tell him you’re a republican, not a democrat, and keep his hands off your apples.

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    DM2860  about 6 years ago

    By pointing out that my parents paid for all of the apples?

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    newyorkslim  about 6 years ago

    Not enough information. What if Timmy only had none and stole his two apples from you?

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    PO' DAWG  about 6 years ago

    Timmy needs a job.

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    pchemcat  about 6 years ago

    Life is not fair. If you want more, work for it – although that doesn’t always go your way either. Instead of comparing ourselves to others and trying to “keep up with the Jones”, we need to be grateful for what we do have and not bemoan what someone else has.

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    pcolli  about 6 years ago

    Just convince Timmy that you are collecting the apples for charity and you need his to feed a poor child in Africa.

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    SusieB  about 6 years ago

    Tell him how the apples will trickle down to him, then go and eat all the apples for yourself!

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    1KeflavikNAS  about 6 years ago

    Remind Timmy that, unlike yourself who has none, his apples are both McIntosh!

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    Daeder  about 6 years ago

    If you’re having difficulty coming up with an answer, just contact your nearest Republican representative. They have a million BS answers for problems just like this one.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Tell him about Trickle Down Economics.

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    oakie817  about 6 years ago

    confiscate his two apples….duh

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    coffeemugman  about 6 years ago

    Tell him at least he doesn’t have to pay the taxes for the extra apples, and it’s costing you a fortune

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    news  about 6 years ago

    A future Republican who will believe in the ‘trickle down’ theory of economics.

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    thenumber6  about 3 years ago

    How to be a Politician 101

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