Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 08, 2018

Pig, embrace your ignorance. You will be in a state of bliss.

Does flying over count?

My unlikeliest: West Virginia.

Oh, was Goat expecting Washington, Oregon, California, Alaska, Hawaii, Nevada, Arizona, Utah, etc.?

“Denial…”

How many emotional states did Kavanaugh go through last week?

Pig doesn’t know the Addams Family.

Jeez, what were you thinking, Goat?

What about hungry, full, thirsty, sleepy, …?

Life of Brian.……..Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life !

Depressed? Yeah, I’ve also been to Mississippi once.

I’d have to list all the lower 48, plus Ontario. Driving a semi for 35 years will let that happen…

If you have been in Egypt, you have probably been in de Nile.

Drove with friends to the Grand Canyon. Great way to see the country.

Pig and Verne must be drinking the same water today.

He needs a T-Bird to really have fun anywhere.

Confusion?

Pig really needs to explore some Altered States.

It would have been easier just to write ‘Florida.’

Might be one of the funniest double entendres I’ve seen!

Clever strip today!

Pig does not deal with ambiguity well. A simple thought is taxing for him, and a complex thought is too much by far….

Hm. Michigan, New York, Illinois, Pennsylvania. Also Confusion and Full-blown Panic.