Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 18, 2018

Interesting how you can get invaded by two groups several centuries apart…

Better yet, have the two hordes fight it out. The winner gets to invade now.

Hah! The Huns were stupid enough to fall for it! (well, at least this time).

Look the goths were here last week and we’re still cleaning up.

Your invasion is very important to us. Please don’t leave and return later as this will only make your wait time even longer.

Torches, pitchforks and scythes? Maybe it’s the peasants in disguise.

Interesting how such a large percentage of the world’s population carry some Mongol DNA as a result of Gengis’ and Temujin’s wars.

Fink is right. When you can’t beat ’em, misdirect ’em with an alternative.

Don’t call me hun, ya little shrimp!!!!!

W.C. Fields — ‘If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS.’

There’s a good 800 years gap between the time when invading Huns ( 4th and 6th century) and Mongols (13th and 14th centuries) existed. Get your facts right, pal.

Let them all fight. Winner attacks the King!

Next time use Booking.com to ensure you have a reservation. A much shorter wait.

Art of dialog!!!