Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 10, 2018

So who won the game?

P1, Wow, Joe (Lobster Boy) Bolek has one huge lobster claw.

P2, Kaz must be using his girlfriends HO mug.

P3, Well now you’ll have somebody else to chase them for you.

In all reality , who will Kaz get to shag JB’s punts , shagger tryouts ?

Can’t argue with the logic… I’m looking forward to his interaction with his new teammates. Gonna be a lot of tilted heads going… “huh”?

What teenager goes out and punts by himself just for kicks?

Speaking of sway Coach Kaz, that 1950’s Curly Q hairdo reminds me of the fries I ordered at Arby’s.

P2: I’m certain that the letter just to the right side of the cup is the third “O” in “HOO”.

Well, if MHS has 10, apparently they have a field goal kicker. Why is finding a punter such a cluster for them?

Will the defensive line go “Heaven Can Wait” all out on him in practice. Hope so.

You mean a trio of footballs

Seems the game is every bit as enthralling as this storyline.

Don’t leave me hanging like this. Did they cover the spread or not? Vito from Goshen had to move the line because of the heavy action when Moon broke the story that Gil was willing to give a trophy for Auteur of the Year to the best filmmaker/punter on the team. This will rank below Loofah of the Year, a truly prestigious award.

Well that does it then! Kid knows how to practice punt without a snapper so he should be qualified to be the best punter on the team.

Whoever rated this 10/10 is full of poop.

I’ve already seen this? Another movie type reference. But how is this game so typical? He knows how it’s going to end? And who will win? Makes no sense. As usual.