FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 15, 2018

Yeah, if you shove the Q-tip in so far it ruptures your eardrum!

If it were classical music, I’d go with the climax of Pyotr Tchaikovsy’s “1812 Overture.”

Actually, listening to music that loud with headphones would be likely to produce even more earwax.

Earwax dissolved along with most of his brain.

The earwax is gone, as well as his hearing!

Was in an audio store once. A guy was buying a speaker to replace one his son fried while listening through ear phones.

After one concert Meatloaf noticed his ears were bleeding. Started wearing ear protection.

He forgot to check for possible side effects.

Why is it that people who listen to rock mus… er noise play it so loud that it pollutes the peace for everybody around them?

Eew.

Most Michael Bay movies i.e. Transformers, Armageddon etc. KaBoom! Explosions!

The opening bars of ‘Also Sprach Zarathustra’ (a.k.a. ‘the 2001 theme’.Or take a tip from the poster on the wall and go with the Jaws theme . . .

Tinnitus candidate. When he can’t sleep because his ears are ringing, he won’t think the volume was so wonderful.