Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 03, 2018

Why the ones who have posted the most lame comments, of course!

Leaf it up to science ….

That question has been all the buzz.

Ha. I just assumed this was “Fake News”, but unlike other fake news, this news is real. I’m still trying to figure out who should be wired up like a string of Christmas lights to Teresa’s brain. Brass Orchid is an easy choice, but who is the second guinea pig. (Not sure if it’ll be beneficial to probe BO since he’s borderline nuts already, and, therefore, already in the Froglandia Twilight Zone.)

Falsetto oak trees manifest wayward beetle entrails during the first full moon of socktober

Never volunteer here.

Everyone thought it would take a nuclear holocaust to clear the way for cockroaches to dominate the earth. Nobody expected the change would come through a lame comic strip!

♫I live with 2 people. I like both of them. They like both of me & I like both of them.♫ Napoleon XIII

I’m glad not to be on that lame list. (Or, does this comment qualify me?)

Think of all the achievements that we can make if we connected brains. People connected to me would suddenly know thousands of classic rock song lyrics and obscure pop culture references but they would also lose the ability to understand satire.

It’s only the self. It really serves no purpose. It’s like the appendix, more likely to cause harm than to do any good. Don’t be afraid of losing it.

I see no explanation, unless Teresa is telling us that she is four beetles trading quips while sharing a leaf.

(Or one whole human and two other brains which may or may not be in jars.)

“I must kill…the Queen…I must kill…the Queen…”

An entire conference table made from a leaf? I’d thought that a leaf was something to be added to a table to extend it.

Teresa, are you setting up a contest? I see quite a number of qualified applicants here. Obviously all of us have lame brains, so we pass the initial screening.

I thought we sprayed for that.

https://youtu.be/_nJdWqtMljs

I’m just going to hide out until today’s strip expires.

Bwahahaa! One step closer to the Lame Singularity!

Oops…sorry. I must have stumbled into Brewster Rockit by mistake.

Here’s a link to one of the news stories. Talk about a cutting-edge FA. Faster than a speeding surveillance pickle!

https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/1025763/telepathy-breakthrough-brain-science-news-neural-network

Looking for clues… let’s see, there are four of them… one is cute as a bug, one is brainy, one doesn’t talk much… they appear to be crossing a road… but which one is the walrus?

Curse you beetles, may a reader flick you to the floor, thus causing a landing on your back, onward you show up with no power to right side back and the legs slapping time to the windshield wipers, with no regret you are stepped on like the Keep On Truckin’ poster. We Got A Thing Called Radar Love…

No thank you. I don’t need two other brains in there. A big mistake.

It stands to reason, if you are sufficiently buggy -and who here is not?- that implicitly Teresa is setting herself up as one leg of the Triad and seeking two of her Lame Commenting Cohort as the other two. This is perhaps an insidious Mind Control plot! Or perhaps the Asian criminal Triads are trying to infiltrate our innocent Froglandia! I, 4 1, do not indulge in 3-ways, but to Each his Own….

Can you count?