Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 15, 2018

Gil, you’re supposed to put in substitutes, not play eight on 11.

That football in P3 looks like the top of Robby the Robot’s head.

P1 is disturbing.

P1, At least in the color version it’s easier to sort out which team is which.

P2, And later Marty will be helped out of the booth.

P3, Will Gil possibly cheat and tell Tiki to suit up, or will he notice that Madison is playing with an official Tom Brady underinflated football and make them forfeit? Stay tuned.

Must be too many tacos before hitting the sauce. Moon’s about to hurl in P2.

In the Valley Conference, when Madison plays Jefferson, the stands are sure to be filled with electoral college scouts

In all reality , as the Milford team,coaches and fans stare in disbelief at poor play of their team, no one notices a little girl slowly making her way down the Milford sideline crying and saying put my big bother Tiki in !

P1- 5’8" baseball catcher Hiawatha received Paul’s uneducated foot.

P2- More proof (hic, hic) R & W monitor our habberjabbers. Moonpie’s eyes are holiday red.

P3- The cliché next man up hasn’t been heard in Milford…….yet.

That will show Hiawatha James for taking 6 months to get off the baseball diamond and to the unavoidable season ending shower.

Why did I know something like this was going to happen…..

Looks like one player carrying a couple of cardboard pictures of players.

P 1: The Three Stooges play D

Panel one looks like a scene out of “2001: A Space Odyssey”.

What the hell is going on in P1? If you look at the colorized version, a Milford player is trying to catch the pass and two Madison players are…..doing something. One is jumping too high, the ball is going to hit him in the stomach, and the other is flying sideways. Yet out of all this two Milford players get hurt?

And what’s with the stakes sticking out of the ground along the sidelines? No wonder so many people are getting hurt.