Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 10, 2018

He’s stumped.

At least he got his trophy even if it is just a tree stump

That’s the best trophy for all concerned! The tree may disagree…

And the rest is kindling…

Taking into account that this tree is one of the organisms that survives a gunshot. If he has not cut the tree himself, this trophy hangs on the wrong wall.

Yeah, tell that story to the court and see how well they fake being impressed.

Home is the hunter home from the hills!

No animals were harmed in the making of this trophy.

nice pipe, must have been a pipe tree…

When your biggest success was a another failure!

Is that the bubble pipe?

Ah, a vegan hunt

Damn! Now I have to clean up the hot chocolate spray all over my desk. . .

Venison tastes better than wood, though.

I will knot support this type of behavior ;)

Uh, Fink, the CEO of Weyerhaeuser just called. He is not amused.

Say, doc, are you trying to get yourself in trouble with the law? This ain’t Tree huntin’ season. It’s duck huntin’ season. Daffy: That, sir, is an in-mitigated frab-rication. It’s wabbit season. Bugs: Duck season. Daffy: Wabbit season. Bugs: Duck season. Daffy: Wabbit season. Bugs: Duck season. Daffy: Wabbit season. Bugs: Wabbit season. Daffy: Duck season. Bugs: Wabbit season. Daffy: I say it’s duck season. And I say fire!

The Fink killed Treebeard! Oh, the oakmanity!

As the tree said to the lumberjack, I’m stumped….. or in this case the king.

I don’t get it, Hmm I’m stumped. If that wood be true….